I'm just going to add on to this whenever I feel like it, so it might be long, and it might be boring, but at least you can't say I'm at a loss for words. I'm starring in a COMMERCIAL, baby. Endorsing my own publication,​ so I'm not like... selling general merchandise with my face. There's a random fact, now you can be like: "I browsed a majorly minor commercial star." Tell your friends!
Here's another thing to know, it's not very hard to impress me. I'm not an idiot, I just have a fine appreciation​ for anything anybody tells me about. I plan on opening my own dollar stand where i hand out petty advice for petty problems, at a chumps rate. I dunno what I'm trying to say, but there are people out there who can take personality traits from my writing, and those are the people who are awesome. :P

I'm good people.

Mellow, for obvious reasons. Hello, hell. My cat left me four weeks ago for another family. I need a lawyer.

Call me what you will, just don't call me "lazy stoner"​ or HULK will  SMASH.
I'm 19. A white and brown person had sex and I was created, I have no patience for pretentious inter-nerds trying to be intellectual​ly superior. If this sounds like you, get lost. :D 

I'll bag your tampons and chicken breasts for 9.00/hr and I draw manga for a price. I'm a drinker and a smoker and also a poet. Sometimes I write crappy songs. I hate labels but if you need to satisfy your inner label-maker,​ go ahead and knock yourself out.

My single obession in this world would be Pot, and THEN Nirvana. It used to be Nirvana and then Pot but a lot of weiners out there are giving super-fandom​ a bad name, especially the ones who LIKE LUV NIRVANANA ..

No IDIOTS or people who are so f_cking smart they've lost all sense of humour and feeling below the chin.

Im sick of being nice to people who cant write english so you'd better be able to string a sentence together if you want to talk to me.

Don't be put off by my constant swearing. I'm a nice person. :D

teach me german. XD

better german.

Most of the time I'm smoking pot. I've never been arrested in my entire life, but thats because cops are too dumb to catch me in the middle of hilarious drug-induced​ shenanigans.​ When I'm broke i'll play video games. Draaaaw ... I love going for intense walks. Another hobby of mine would be writing, so if you want to do snail-mail I will not disappoint. Um, I read when I'm REALLY bored or broke. My job can also be considered a hobby. I don't make friends too well so only a select few of my "homies"​ are really homies. They know me.
I like ranting and cuss wars, and smoking pot in public places such as the mall, the bus and downtown.

WRITING LETTERS TO MY PEN PALS! :D
Thats my new favorite thing to do. I like licking stamps.

Bike-riding is a nice way to kill time. Of course, when I'm 80 i'll be trying to think of a way to be immortal to make up for lost time.. rofl.

- NIRVANA
- mudhoney
- led zeppelin
- misfits
- Rammstein
- Die Toten Hosen
- Metallica
- Beethoven
- Chopin
- Mozart
- J.S.Bach
- Bad Religion
- the vaselines
- Pixies
- Malice Mizer
- Dir En Grey
- Slipknot
- Dreadnaut
- Megadeath
- Alice in Chains
- Radiohead
- Bush
- Sex Pistols
- Lynard Skynyrd
- AC/DC
- Silverchair
- Oasis

beerfest and pineapple express

KENNY vs SPENNY!
If you haven't watched it... you suck.

The ones with all the pretty pictures.

All literature is sub-standard​ and only wows me for 1.5 days. I forget most of the books I read just because of that.

I like High Times Magazine and Cannabis Culture, though everyone knows High Times is better. (I hate Marc Emery, Prince of Pot AKA Cannabis Culture CEO)

Milk it! Jim DeRogatis (or something)
No Logo - Naomi Klein

"I hate quotes."​