Well, there's one word that expresses exactly what I'm thinking now - bollocks. And it keeps popping round in my head, too.

Too much stuff to do, too little time to do it, some good ol'fashioned​ laziness  and I expect I've burnt quite a few bridges. That sucks, given the people I was talking to are actually awesome.

Anyway, loads have happened in the meantime, and my life has taken a 180º turn. Quite a few times actually. I'm not going to Sweden anymore (not for the immediate future, I mean). I'm trying Denmark. And given the awesome things people have told me of Århus, I think it might turn out to be great too (provided things don't get shady again :/)!

Truth be told, I've got a helluva lot less time to do this than I would actually like (and had anticipated)​.   That being said, I will most definitely not be able to handle all the attention I've got so far (yeah, you know you love me :D). I will, most likely, have to cut back, so don't feel shitty about it - it's a matter of time constraint, not personal.

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Mmmm..can I interest you in a cup of tea? I'm polite.

I'm nice. I'm cool. I'm geeky. Start writing :P

As you can't really describe yourself in a few words, here are some random facts about me

- I'm a science geek (:D) -  getting a degree in biochemistry​. Love it.

- Definitely a cat person. I'm on my way to become that crazy cat lady. OK, maybe worse...I might become that crazy cat lady-with-a-​penis (now this is a disturbing thought :x)

- At uni people know me as superman (we all get funny nicknames. why/how? long story :P)

- I'm a sucker for graphic design.OK, I'm actually a type freak.

- I'm not going to tell you my body measurements​...you perv -_-

- I'm never serious, but people think I am. I get punched a lot.

- I explain things way to thoroughly. Wouldn't advise you to ask me for directions.

- I don't believe someone actually read this far. You don't have a life! Well, who am I to point fingers..

- My greatest dream is to have a beard.

- I can't remember any more useless facts about me, sorry :/

What about some snail mail pen pals? It's time I improve my handwriting anyway. That probably won't happen all of a sudden, so please have 20/20 vision :P

Oh, and do give me a BIGass window to reply, please. I'll
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Do make sure you can handle politically incorrect humor! I know it's wrong, but it's stronger than me :P

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Friendship will cost you $500, this week only! It's down from a regular price of $5000! So start reaching for your wallets!

I speak Portuguese fluently and am pretty comfortable with English (not perfect, but getting there).

Also don't have a problem understandin​g Spanish, but don't speak all that well. I think I do, but I don't, trust me :P

Swedish...I'​ve only been learning for about about a year, so I'm still pretty green. But I desperately need to learn more. Do be cool and teach me :)

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Update: With all the french folks coming here to Portugal and asking me for directions (the poor bastards!), I think it's time to improve my French (I'm so rusty it's painful)! I've been feeling rather dumb :/

I like NOT to dance. Yeah, I'm a weirdo.
I'm a sucker for music, even though I haven't touched my bass in months (wretched uni).
I make it a hobby to act silly. I need to laugh ;)

No comment.

(The man might read this. TAKE THAT! HAH!)

TV = subliminal messages. Scary. I think they even have little cameras inside them too...

I'd say no comment, but...ah, ***** it. No comment.

OK, maybe I'll comment. Nah.

No comment.

OK, I just (aka a gazillion months ago) read The Catcher in the Rye (thanks Nancy! :D). Awesome. I mean it!

It'd be too cheesy to quote myself, so I'm commenting the photo instead.

Sorry I didn't put up a photo showing my muscles. I know we would all prefer that, but I wouldn't have time to reply to the gazillions of marriage proposals I'd get.

Check out my supeeer police-offic​er-like pic. Quality eh? :D