Why, hello there! I'm Jazzy, and I suck at writing things about myself. : D I've been told I'm a sweet person, but I do believe sarcasm makes the world go 'round, so you probably just-- decide for yourself? I DON'T EVEN KNOW. I might be a little shy at first, but that usually stops after a few conversation​s, so why don't you just go and say hi? I do have AIM and MSN, and I won't hesitate do give you the screen names once we've talked. :] Oh, and please, do not add me if we've never talked to before.
I'd absolutely love to have some snailmail-pe​n pals, but I won't give you my address right away. :]

A good character is the best tombstone. Those who loved you, and were helped by you, will remember you when forget-me-no​ts are withered. Carve your name on hearts, and not on marble. by Charles​ Spurgeon​

things I like:
— the sound of rain against my window/the smell after it's rained
— laughing [with and at others, I'm guilty of this]
— reading good books
— being a dork :D
— musical/danc​e movies, like dirty dancing, grease and footloose
— discovering new music
— pretty much anything relating to the Marine Corps [I'm just that nerdy, mmkay?]

things I don't like:
— spiders D:
— rain when I'm outside and don't have an umbrella [ella-ella, eh, eh]
— people who don't get my humor
— badly written books/movies​
— people who feel the need to act like total twats. NOT COOL.
— liars.
— not being able to fill this out!? ;]

Since German is my first language, I have absolutely no problem helping people out. And uh, as for requests... IDEK.

My friends, music, singing, laughing so hard it hurts, reading, writing, breathing, thunderstorm​s, being a dork, my dogs, discovering new music

Before I list some of my favorite bands [I tend to forget them because there are quite a few!], there's one thing I have to say: music means a lot to me. It cheers me up and manages to bring me down at the same time, but that's the beauty of it. Usually, you can detect my moods by which music I'm listening to, because there is always some kind of music playing in my room.
NOW! The music:
The Fray, Jason Mraz [that guy. THAT GUY. he always manages to cheer me up, no matter what], Simple Plan, Kings of Leon, The All-American​ Rejects, Beethoven, Johnny Cash, Taylor Swift, John Mayer, Snow Patrol, and for more you could always check out my last.fm! :]

The Lion King [Disney movies in general, I'm a huge sucker for these!], Fools rush in, X-Men Origins: Wolverine, Pirates of the Caribbean, Good luck Chuck, and many more funny movies

Generation Kill <3, How I met your mother, True Blood, Glee, Chuck, Band of Brothers, Scrubs

Brothers in battle, best of friends; Band of Brothers; Easy Company Soldier [all about the paratroopers​ that saved a lot of asses in WWII] ; the Sookie Stackhouse series
[just on a note: I like​ reading. A LOT. So please, don't act like an idiot about it. :] ]

dear frederick, thank you for your nice letter, but I am actually a US Marine who was born to kill whereas clearly you have mistaken me for some sort of wine-sipping​ communist dick-suck. and although peace probably appeals to tree-loving bisexuals like you and your parents, I happen to be a death-dealin​g, blood-crazed​ warrior who wakes up every day just hoping for the chance to dismember my enemies and defile their civilization​s. peace sucks a hairy asshole, freddy. war is the motherfuckin​g answer.​ ; cpl.​ josh ray person​