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Well Daniel, in reply to your insightful enquiry regarding addictive Belgian pop music and how to experience it far from its source, I have a few tips that could be of use to you and other admirers of such music.
First of all, no Belgian pop medley would be complete without the inclusion of Technotronic's 1989 smash hit 'Pump Up The Jam'. To really get the full Belgian experience, I would recommend filling in the necessary forms beforehand to save on time and inconvenience later, and making sure you are on a completely flat surface. No Belgian evening would be complete without a half litre of Trappistes Rochefort 10 or a glass of half white wine and half Italian Spumante. If neither of these are available, you can drink British-brewed Stella Artois, although one must bear in mind that it is stellar in name only. At this point, you should be intoxicated enough to be uncertain whether the cartoon characters in the Belgian comic books around you are real people or not. To test whether you are at the right level of inebriation, try singing the chorus of Rhythm Inside by Loïc Nottet. If you can still successfully say the words 'we’re going to ra-pa-pa, ra-pa-pa
We’re gonna ra-pa-pap tonight', then you are underfoxed.
To wind down from your night of enjoying Belgian pop music, you may want to listen to one of the incredibly long greatest hits albums of Salvatore Adamo while eating waffles or mussels with chips. Belgium is a far more interesting country than many give it credit for, and was where Marx's Communist Manifesto was written.
I hope you enjoy your evening of Belgian pop music, and remember in Belgium GIVE WAY TO THE RIGHT.
I hope my unhelpful and confusing advice has cleared things up for you,
Callum
First of all, no Belgian pop medley would be complete without the inclusion of Technotronic's 1989 smash hit 'Pump Up The Jam'. To really get the full Belgian experience, I would recommend filling in the necessary forms beforehand to save on time and inconvenience later, and making sure you are on a completely flat surface. No Belgian evening would be complete without a half litre of Trappistes Rochefort 10 or a glass of half white wine and half Italian Spumante. If neither of these are available, you can drink British-brewed Stella Artois, although one must bear in mind that it is stellar in name only. At this point, you should be intoxicated enough to be uncertain whether the cartoon characters in the Belgian comic books around you are real people or not. To test whether you are at the right level of inebriation, try singing the chorus of Rhythm Inside by Loïc Nottet. If you can still successfully say the words 'we’re going to ra-pa-pa, ra-pa-pa
We’re gonna ra-pa-pap tonight', then you are underfoxed.
To wind down from your night of enjoying Belgian pop music, you may want to listen to one of the incredibly long greatest hits albums of Salvatore Adamo while eating waffles or mussels with chips. Belgium is a far more interesting country than many give it credit for, and was where Marx's Communist Manifesto was written.
I hope you enjoy your evening of Belgian pop music, and remember in Belgium GIVE WAY TO THE RIGHT.
I hope my unhelpful and confusing advice has cleared things up for you,
Callum
Wait, are you for real or did you write the Britney+Twilight part to get more messages?
hey wats up dan
The old lady has to be playing a balalaika at the very least.
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