My name is Zack.  I can't decide what to put on here, so I'm kinda screwed with that.  Here's my shot:
- I like sports, although I can't say that I'd be able to compete in the Olympics.
- I'm too sexy for my own good.  Haha.
- I'm not looking for a girlfriend on this site.  There's no point in dating people on here.  Isn't that against the purpose of the site? 
- I'm not religious, and I'm not interested in hearing how I'll burn in eternal hellfire if I don't believe what you believe.
- I don't party too often.
- I live in a forsaken state called Ohio, although I'm counting down until moving day.
- I play video games occasionally​.
- I attend college now, and I am a sophomore.

That's all I have for now.  If you want to talk, just write to me.  I'll respond, unless you're a 42 year old guy or are just weird.

People around my age, please (15-25).

If you think you'll get laid based off of your picture, you won't be getting any from me.

"Hookin​g up" with somebody from this site wasn't what I was wanting out of this site, as my profile says.  Else, I would have put that I was looking for "romanc​e/a relationship"​.  Duh!

I know some Spanish, but not enough.  I'd like to improve my Spanish.

Guitar, money, sports, driving, being awesome.

Mainly rock, although I'll listen to some rap every now and then.

The world would be a better place without Soulja Boy.

Anchorman, Talladega Nights, Borat, Terminator, Delta Force 2, Spinal Tap

Futurama, The Colbert Report, The Daily Show w/ Jon Stewart, The Simpsons, Family Guy, South Park, That 70's Show, Robot Chicken

I only read when forced to.  But "Americ​a: The Book" and "I Am America (And So Can You)" are awesome books.  

I HATE "The Great Gatsby"​ and "Sula"​.

"I believe that sex is the most beautiful, natural, and wholesome thing that money can buy." --Steve Martin

"I think the worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades...o​r a game of fake heart attack."​  --Demetri Martin

"Go **** yourself."​  --Dick Cheney

""​Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy."​ --Benjamin Franklin