I don't need no instructions​ to know how to rock.

I own a pair of badass red jeans.

I'm in training to be amazing.

I'll take anyone who can explain what's wrong with the following statement:

"This year Kimmy's birthday falls on Halloween."​

Music!  I also like movies and reading.  I'll read pretty much anything and I'll pretty much watch any movie.  I read comic books as well as literature.  I enjoy good literary fiction and poetry.  I have a BA in English and a BA in Philosophy.  I'm learning to play the guitar.  I also do a lot of gardening.

Mogwai, Neutral Milk Hotel, Radiohead, Iron and Wine, Explosions in the Sky, The Helio Sequence, The National, Pink Floyd, Carissa's Wierd, Dresden Dolls, Amanda Palmer, Mojave 3, Slowdive, Maserati, Eric Clapton, Sigur Ros, Regina Spektor, Tori Amos, Ani DiFranco, Dirty on Purpose, The Russian Futurists, Wolf Parade, Prince, Modest Mouse, Pulp, Red Sparowes, The Arcade Fire, The Cure, The Beatles, The Band, Bob Dylan, Tom Waits, Van Morrison, Ride, Oasis, Faith No More, Cream, Dolorean, Band Of Horses, Bon Iver, LCD Soundsystem,​ The Rolling Stones, The Smiths, The Album Leaf, Yeasayer, Headlights, Okkervil River, and so much more.

you can even see what I'm listening to in real time at:
http://www.​last.fm/user​/ubachookook​anuu

Real Genius, Love Actually, Shaun of the Dead, The Fall, The United States of Leland, Fight Club, anything with Audrey Hepburn, The Shawshank Redemption, Million Dollar Baby, The Zero Effect.  Any horror flicks.  The cheesier the better.

House MD, Ramsay's Kitchen nightmares, The Simpsons, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, The Venture Bros, Metalocalyps​e, How I Met Your Mother, The Big Bang Theory, Psych, Arrested Development,​ Top Gear, and a lot of BBC America.  (Spaced, Black Books, Peep Show, Wire in the Blood, That Mitchell and Webb Look, and others)

Cormac McCarthy - The Road
Neal Pollack - The Neal Pollack Anthology of American Literature
Augusten Burroughs - Magical Thinking
Neil Gaiman - anything this man writes
Ralph Ellison - Invisible Man
Gabriel Garcia Marquez - One Hundred Years of Solitude
The Lord Of The Rings Trilogy - J.R.R. Tolkien
Albert Camus - The Myth Of Sisyphus
David Sedaris - Me Talk Pretty One Day

The poetry of:
Hart Crane
e e cummings
Pablo Neruda
Rainer Maria Rilke
W.B. Yeats
Wallace Stevens
James Wright
William Carlos Williams

Warren Ellis - "Transmetropolitan"​ and various comic book titles
Brian K Vaughan - "Pride of Baghdad"​ "Y: The Last Man"
Robert Kirkman - "The Walking Dead"
Brian Azzarello - "100 Bullets"​ and "Loveless"​

and so much more of everything and anything...

"Look at those poor saps back on land with their laws and ethics! They'll never know the simple joys of a monkey knife fight."​ - Homer Simpson

"Pues el delito mayor
del hombre es haber nacido."​ - Pedro Calderón de la Barca

"A sect or party is an elegant incognito devised to save a man from the vexation of thinking."​ - Ralph Waldo Emerson

"People​ demand freedom of speech as a compensation​ for the freedom of thought which they seldom use." - Soren Kierkegaard

"And I gave my heart to know wisdom, and to know madness and folly: I perceived that this also is vexation of spirit.  For in much wisdom is much grief: and he that increaseth knowledge merely increaseth sorrow."​ - Ecclesiastes​ 1: 17,18

"There is no fate that cannot be surmounted by scorn."​ - Albert Camus

"Oh boy! Sleep! That's when I'm a Viking!"​ - Ralph Wiggum