one day i was walking and then i walked some more, then i had to pee but when i got to the toilet i found out had to poop too. and after i was finished i flipped a spider, my books, and my brother's iguana off for no exact reason then went happily to sleep and dreamt about demons sucking on lolli pops.......g​ood times, good times
lol

and then the next day i was walking and walked some more and the ran and then ran some more cuz there was a bear chasing me and then i didnt run that fast and the bear ate me hole and then a cupple of hours past and im just sitting in the bears stumach minding my own buisness and then the bear swallows a fish (i now kno how to talk to fish) and the fish starts talking smack to me so i hit it and then we get into a hardcore showdown and then some more ours past and the bear began to poop us out and when i came out the fish was dead and i went home my dad asked me if i got the milk and i said no so he sent me out again, and thats when i found out the fish was a part of a fish mob, and that my friend is another story.


i like cake. one day i was dreaming about cake, and then i dreamt about cake some more, then i woke up....amazin​g right! i'm usually, always, kinda, sorta, probably, may possibly, no doubt in my mind, then again there maybe some doubt, but im not sure, what is doubt anyway, doesn't everyone have doubt in them, aaannyway, maybe most likely going to be hyper everytime im on here..ISN'T THAT JUST THE BEEZ NEEZ!!...lol​, IM NOT THE MOST PACIENT PERSON IN THE WORLD BUT I DEAL WITH IT(USUALLY)i​ also like pie. yea, pie is good, so i soup...DONT JUDGE ME!

AROUND MY AGE....
or anyone who puts a post on my wall that says."G​IRL YOU MUST BE TRIPPIN'!"​.....LOL
(but seriously thats the only way....dun dunn dunnn!!!)

STUFF

MORE STUFF

THE MOST STUFF

SO MUCH STUFF THAT IT'S EVEN BIGGER THAN THE MOST STUFF IN THE WORLD!! OH YEAH THAT RIGHT!! A LOT OF STUFFF BABY!!!! SO MUCH THAT IT'S REALLY NOT THAT MUCH STUFF EVEN THOUGH IT'S A LOT!!

EVEN MORE STUFF

DUN DUNN DUNNN
HI
BYE
GTG
BRB
BURP
SNAP/CRACKLE​/POP
DUDE WHERE'S MY CAR

someone should have told you never to marry a girl who loves the sea and even more the man who sails it.

u r the crappiest piece of crap in this whole crappy crap world

today is a new day, but tomorrow will always be newwer

some people are always looking for tomorrow, they should start looking for today

MY ROOM DOESN'T WANT TO BE CLEAN, AND I DON'T WANT TO CLEAN IT!

one day is all i need, and what i need it for is a mystery

crazy people aren't crazy they just know to much for there own good

tomorrow will find me, as i find tomorrow

if i'm here and not there, and if i am there and not here, where am i?(nowhere and somewhere)

me, myself, and i will always be me, myself, and i no matter what

WHEN is tomorrow, NOW is today

help me, help you, help yourself, be my slave

there is always a new ending to the same stories

and others