Thanks for stopping by. I try to check my account regluarly but currently I am too busy to write any long messages. That said I prefer frequent but short messages. Well, a little substance would be nice as one gets bored of reading messages only consisting of "how r u".

Call me old-fashione​d but abbreviation​s of such short words like "are"​ and "you"​ annoy me to no end, lol. Makes me think the writer is A) too lazy, B) typing with two fingers, or C) trying hard to appear younger than he/she is.

Well, at this point I have probably lost most readers anyway, lol. If you are still reading and thinking you can put up with me, then you should go ahead and write me a message. :)

One thing more: I appreciate spam. I find spam hilarious. Really, I can't imagine that some people actually take love letters or money offers from strangers serious! I got a good laugh at these letters below from three guys who I will call Romeo, Math Genius and Poet. Enjoy.

------------​--------- ROMEO ------------​---------

sent at 4:50pm CEST on October 16, 2008

My Dear,
I love you with the deepest passion and I wish we could see each other every day but I know that you're so far away. It hurts me to know how I sometimes can be a little selfish when it comes to you, but, Girl, I'm in the deepest love for you!
Did you know that I think about you at night wishing you were here? I love you, my beautiful Purple Queen. I want you to know how I feel. We really need to talk but then again I don't know. My heart bleeds blood for you and I can't see. My stomach hurts and my head is throbbing but I want you to know more than anything that I miss you.Academic​­ally, diploma in computer science, bachelor degree in psychology & philosophy, bachelor degree in clinical psychiatry and finally bachelor of medicine in surgical. my hobbies/inte​­rests are listening to music, watching movies, volunteering​­, museums theatre, traveling KEGS, historical novels, foreign cultures, researching & poetry. so you can contact me via mails juliusgavin­​05@yahoo.com​­ or matovujoven­​na@yahoo.com​­ or bathshebajo­​venna@myway.​­com or call me on +256-7744548​­28or jovenna.mav­​in@lexur.zzn​­.com.
YOURS IN REAL LOVE JOVENNA JULIUS

------------​--------- MATH GENIUS ------------​---------

sent at 3:32pm CEST on October 15, 2008

iam priscas iwas borne in the year of 1994  on 23/november.​­iam still 13yrs later on 23/nov this year iwill be 16yrs.when iwas young ithought in my dreams of getting penpals from your country .am from uganda in east africa.ireal​­ly could feel this when ever iwas home,me when iwas 12yrs my mum and dad there came misunderstan​­ding between them,so mum left and ididnt know where she  went ,dad went to village and left me with my unlce here in town so am living with my unlce since he went to village istopped studying because there were no fees.and till now ifailed to get achance to ahigh school any where.me in my life ifound that iwould find an internet friend to share friendship together.and​­ the one whom will make me glad and smile.ilike visting beach,travel​­ing,touring​ and learning basket ball,am aperson with areligion and iwould like to hear from you father.by the way how is life there you are.?your family?we'll​­ talk about anything you like my friend.ithin​­k you have had much about me so will you become my penpal?happi​­est day .me priscas

------------​--------- POET ------------​---------

sent at 4:05pm CEST on October 8, 2008

ooooooooohhh​­­­hhhhhhhhh​h­h­h­  baby   such luverly lips you haff

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