No, I don't believe I can understand spanish.  yo soy gringo y el weirdo.

my girlfriend says you are chatting and stuff, she thinks your cool.  though don't believe everything she tells you about me, like she will say that I'm sweet and stuff, which we all know I am not

wow, you have been very quiet lately, I wish you talk to me more.  Also, I am going to give you my girlfriend's​ email too, so you can talk to her, she can vent all her frustration she has about me to you.

I have something to tell you, my girlfriend is so sweet and adorable.  I love her so much, I especially like when she sings, and when she laughs too.  She is just terrific, I hope your man is half the woman she is.

about time you are online, seriously

I don't know what you mean?  Am I like your dentist or something?  Because I don't think you want me drilling in your mouth? ;)

you are so inconsistant​ you know, I think one day you are like going to be my best friend ever, but here you go not talking to me several days in a row.  Make up your mind ;)  I guess I should go and meet some new friends who will give me attention.

GOD BLESS YOU...!!!
                                  MIGUEL

oh you love an Anthony, I am so sorry for you.  Being an Anthony I can tell you that we are the most arrogant people on the Earth.  Not too mention we can be pretty boring especially if we are gringo.  But I am glad you want to marry this Anthony, I just hope he is more emotionally stable than I am and a lot more attractive than I am.  I feel so sorry for my girlfriend, she is so sweet and kind and normal, but somehow she loves a man like me.  Her name, what is in a name, any rose call by any other name would smell just as sweet.  there, you have something to type into google now.

by the way, I still want to be friends with you.  Who knows maybe one day I can introduce you one day to my lovely, yet fragile honey bunny, just be careful though she gets really jealous of women.