My name is Lotte. I have schizophreni​c curiosity. The saying 'Jack of all trades, master of none' applies to me. Seriously, I can't even keep track of the stuff I like because nearly everything interests me. I hear it's a Mayan saying... In fact, Mayan oracles prophesied that I would be the epitome of such an adage (though false pyramid drawings depict me as being tall, slender, and blonde). They also prophesied that the world might end toward the closing of the year 2012, but hey, who's keeping track?

I'm a writer, a health-nut, a musician and singer, a wannabe performance artist, a photographer​, a Pisces, a gamer, an artist that dishes out paintings and drawings, and a gal who has too much time on her hands to do things like build websites, partake in many daydreams, and bust a proverbial 'move'. I suck at most that I do, but I do it anyway.

The darker aspects of people fascinate me... which loosely translates into 'I wouldn't hurt a fly'. However, I do have a rather dark sense of humor, so I'm probably not everyone's cup of tea (I can't begin to imagine why :D).

I'm a nerd. If you're down, the chances that I am as well are astronomical​. Don't be afraid to message me. But be warned that if I come to the conclusion that you copy and pasted all about you from your profile and sent it to 50 other people as well as myself, I won't write back.

Have a nice day.

I'm seeking penpals (or, rather, keyboard pals). You're in shock, I know, so I'll give you a minute to catch your breath. Okay, you good? Positive? Fantastic, let us continue. Age, sex, and location are irrelevant as I'm an equal opportunity gal. However, English speakers are in high favor here as I am no good at eMiming.

Please don't message me or post on my wall if all you're going to say is 'hello' or 'ur hot'. Also, if I haven't talked to you before, don't try to add me. I'm not a friend wh*re and you shouldn't be either! Tsk tsk. That's how herpes happens.

I adore wrestling, comic book related media (that is, I rarely read comic books but adore their TV/film counterparts​­), astrology, sword fighting, films with gnarly battle/fight​­ scenes, RPGs, dancing, acting, contortion and circus performance,​ masks, fictional psychopaths,​­ cosplay, the villains of Gotham City, horror flicks (particularl​­y phenomenal zombie movies), Ewoks, writing and reading fan fiction (the raunchier, the better--yeah​­, I'm a pervert), and scores and soundtracks from films and video games.

Lynyrd Skynyrd, Rammstein, Metallica, Nightwish, Within Temptation, The Dresden Dolls, Chris Cornell, Alice in Chains, Soundgarden,​ Pearl Jam, Guns n' Roses, Coldplay, Creedence Clearwater Revival, Evanescence,​ Tchaikovsky,​ Imogen Heap, Fiona Apple, Sissel, Sarah Brightman, Enya... give me music that doesn't talk about bitches and hoes and I am there.

The 13th Warrior, 28 Days Later, A Clockwork Orange, Alien, The Boondock Saints, The Crow, Dracula, Fightclub, Friday the 13th, From Hell, Halloween, Harry Potter, Howl's Moving Castle, Jurassic Park, Layer Cake, Léon/The Professional​, Lock, Stock & Two Smoking Barrels, Lord of the Rings, Moulin Rouge, Peter Pan, The Phantom of the Opera, Pitch Black, Requiem For A Dream, The Shawshank Redemption, The Shining, Silence of the Lambs, Sin City, Sleepy Hollow, Snatch, Star Wars, Trainspottin​g, Underworld, White Oleander, Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory... and anything with Jason Isaacs or Gary Oldman in it :D

Batman: The Animated Series, The Batman, ATHF, CSI (season finale = BS), Family Guy, South Park, Brotherhood,​ Heroes, Law & Order: SVU, Rome, Dexter, RAW & Smackdown, Mysteries of the Deep, So You Think You Can Dance, You Are What You Eat, Terminator: Sarah Connor Chronicles.

The dictionary and thesaurus are educational,​ as are history books and guides on how to survive a zombie apocalypse..​. books are good. Time to read them? Even better.

"Withou​t music, life would be a mistake."​ -- Friedrich Nietzsche

"A man talking sense to himself is no madder than a man talking nonsense not to himself. " -- Guildenstern​

"People​ ask me if I will remember them if I make it. Ask yourself this: will you remember me if I don't?"​ -- Myself, ripped off from Hoop Dreams

"More than two decades later, it is hard to imagine the Revolutionar​y War coming out any other way." --George W. Bush (all I have to say is 'wow')