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Jesus vs Satan on the Computer by Dave
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Khash's Itemized bill
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Lawyer joke by Khash
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xero
35 y.o., Female Looking for
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Last logged in 6 days ago
Last updated at 10:28am
BST on July 16, 2008
Joined on June 22, 2008
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About Me:
Hi! I am married and have a 3yr old son. I live very close to the D.C. Area. I love to learn of new cultures and try out new ethnic foods. If I had a bad day, I am known to unwind with a glass of cabernet sauvignon...it does wonders to ease the tensions away. I don't mind a good stout beer if the occasion is right and the right food is present. However, I never drink to get drunk, ever. I love to pick the brain of clever/savvy/ funny people. A good, witty joke will perk up my mood right away. So, if you have one in mind, please don't hesitate to drop it off on my wall or leave me a message. A sense of humour goes a long long way. HEY, I HAVE POSTED SOME FUNNY JOKES I COLLECTED FROM VARIOUS INTERPAL FRIENDS ON MY NOTES..Feel free to check them out
Requests:
I am looking to meet new and interesting people from all over the world to entertain me when I am bored...especially when a patient is late or fails to show up. Please no spams, no scams, and no solicitations of any kind. I am not your ticket to get to America. I cannot offer you a job illegally so that you can send money back home to support your family or village. I don't want to go to jail for haboring an illegal. I don't own any assets...all are under my husband and kid's name. I cannot be liable for any lawsuits. I am well protected legally. So don't ask me for money, a job, or donations, Okay? I just want friends and penpals. Just leave me a message on my wall . When I have free time and if I find your profile uniqe and interesting, I will be happy to respond to you. Oh, by the way, if you want to talk about sports, you got the wrong person. I haven't a CLUE about anthing to do with sports. Also if you are a boring person with nothing to contribute to a conversation, please skip my site and not waste either of our time. Also, I am only interested in talking to people who are fluent in English...That is the language I am most comfortable speaking. I like talking to beautiful people (men or women); however, a good sense of humour will override the most attractive people!
Language Exchange Requests:
I am fluent in English and Vietnamese. I can speak some French and Spanish...I would like to improve on them...other languages I would like to learn include: chinese, korean, and italian.
Je parle anglais et Vietnamien tres bien. Mais Je ne sais pas lire ou ecrire bien en Vietnamien perfectment. Je parle francais mais ne pas bien. Je parle un petit peu espanol. Je voudrais etudier les languages chinoise, korean, et italien.
Je parle anglais et Vietnamien tres bien. Mais Je ne sais pas lire ou ecrire bien en Vietnamien perfectment. Je parle francais mais ne pas bien. Je parle un petit peu espanol. Je voudrais etudier les languages chinoise, korean, et italien.
Interests, Hobbies, etc.:
I love watching Kdramas! I love to cook multi-ethnic food esp. korean, italian, vietnamese, japanese food. Always looking for a new dish. Persian Ice Cream is awesome! Interior decoration. Hey, Surf the net...hee hee...I am a health nut...Really into organics and support protecting the environment. I am a modern/ ancient world history buff. I love to go camping, canoeing /hiking/ biking in the mountains...I just love to be with nature. My favorite past time is to go camping and enjoy campfire cooked meals... they are awesome. I am really into building a campfire and setting up the tents...all the rugged stuff....I only insists on clean bathrooms though!
Favorite Music:
Take a Bow By Rihanna
Phil Collins, Madonna, George Michael, Elton John, Shania Twain...soft rocks from the 80s, Techno, some Reggae Music, Latin music is good too! Country: Faith Hill/ Kenny Rogers/ Willie Nelson
Gwen Stefani ...Sweet Escape
James Blunt...You're so beautiful (somehow this boy reminds me of my brother-in-law, Kevin)
Big girls don't cry..by Fergie (I love this song when the going gets tough and I feel as if its just me against the world)
Billy Joel
Depeche Mode
Guns and Roses
Sting...Fields of Gold
Oh, and ABBA...Dancing Queen...Winner Takes it all
Beattles---yellow submarine, let it be, Sargent Pepper
ELVIS...Love me tender...Blue suede shoes...Jail House Rock
Beach Boys
Let's get physical w/ Olivia Newton-John
Coco Cabana
Avez Maria
From this Moment by Shania Twain{My wedding song}...good choice huh?
Great balls of fire by jerry lee lewis
Alternatives...Pet Shop Boys, Bad Boys Blues
Hotel California....
Lobo (Me and you and a dog name blue)
American Pie by madonna
You're Beautiful by James Blunt
Superman (It's not Easy to be me) Five for fighting
99 Red Balloons by Nena...one hit wonder
I love it when we're cruising together by Gweneth Paltrow and Huey Lewis
Betty Davis Eyes
From a Distance/ You are the wing beneath my wings..by Bette Midler
I will be right here waiting for you by Richard Marx
Musicals plays:
GREASE! with Olivia Newton-John and John Travolta
Phantom of the Opera
Les Miserable
Mamma Mia ! (Saw it in Montreal)...AWESOME
The King and I
Evita
Joseph and his technicolor dream coat
Jesus Christ, Super Star!...I am an atheist...Just liked the songs
Phil Collins, Madonna, George Michael, Elton John, Shania Twain...soft rocks from the 80s, Techno, some Reggae Music, Latin music is good too! Country: Faith Hill/ Kenny Rogers/ Willie Nelson
Gwen Stefani ...Sweet Escape
James Blunt...You're so beautiful (somehow this boy reminds me of my brother-in-law, Kevin)
Big girls don't cry..by Fergie (I love this song when the going gets tough and I feel as if its just me against the world)
Billy Joel
Depeche Mode
Guns and Roses
Sting...Fields of Gold
Oh, and ABBA...Dancing Queen...Winner Takes it all
Beattles---yellow submarine, let it be, Sargent Pepper
ELVIS...Love me tender...Blue suede shoes...Jail House Rock
Beach Boys
Let's get physical w/ Olivia Newton-John
Coco Cabana
Avez Maria
From this Moment by Shania Twain{My wedding song}...good choice huh?
Great balls of fire by jerry lee lewis
Alternatives...Pet Shop Boys, Bad Boys Blues
Hotel California....
Lobo (Me and you and a dog name blue)
American Pie by madonna
You're Beautiful by James Blunt
Superman (It's not Easy to be me) Five for fighting
99 Red Balloons by Nena...one hit wonder
I love it when we're cruising together by Gweneth Paltrow and Huey Lewis
Betty Davis Eyes
From a Distance/ You are the wing beneath my wings..by Bette Midler
I will be right here waiting for you by Richard Marx
Musicals plays:
GREASE! with Olivia Newton-John and John Travolta
Phantom of the Opera
Les Miserable
Mamma Mia ! (Saw it in Montreal)...AWESOME
The King and I
Evita
Joseph and his technicolor dream coat
Jesus Christ, Super Star!...I am an atheist...Just liked the songs
Favorite Movies:
kdramas, Taiwanese dramas love of the aegean sea (alec su), Dream Links with alex fong (new version)
Forrest Gump! ZORRO
Mr. and Mrs. Smith (I don't blame Brad for cheating on Jen...Angie is just Hot!!!)
Tomb Raider
Titanic (Go Leonardo!)
The hand that rocks the cradle
Single White Female
Silence of the Lamb (loved it but had my eyes shut for most of the scary seens.)
DUNE ...all of the series
12 monkeys (awesome premise...they just don't make movies like this any more)
CONTACT....thought ending could have been better though
My lovely Samsoon, the Ballad of Suh ****, Jewel in the Palace, X-men the movie, Spider Man, Lord of the Rings Series
titanic, Terminator II, Jurassic Parks, Fated to LOVE YOU Coffee Prince , Queen of the Game, Harry Potter Series; oh I am a fanatic about STAR WARS...Wish George Lucas would make more series
Evita (Antonio Banderas and Madonna were awsome)
The King and I (Yule Brennar was such an attractive man)
Far and Away/ The others (nicole kidman she is just beautiful)
The Matrix /Little Buddha (Keanu Reaves)
Pretty Women / Runaway Bride (Julia Roberts and Richard Gere...Great Chemistry)...Intersection (Richard Gere)
Gone with the Wind..a classic.
Any Movie that Michelle Pfeiffer stars in ...I think she is an exotic beauty and a great actress. Shakespear in Love...Anything with Gweneth Paltrow...another exotic beauty and terrific actress
Point of no return/ la femme nikkita with Bridgitte Fonda
Planet of the Apes
American Pie
Forrest Gump! ZORRO
Mr. and Mrs. Smith (I don't blame Brad for cheating on Jen...Angie is just Hot!!!)
Tomb Raider
Titanic (Go Leonardo!)
The hand that rocks the cradle
Single White Female
Silence of the Lamb (loved it but had my eyes shut for most of the scary seens.)
DUNE ...all of the series
12 monkeys (awesome premise...they just don't make movies like this any more)
CONTACT....thought ending could have been better though
My lovely Samsoon, the Ballad of Suh ****, Jewel in the Palace, X-men the movie, Spider Man, Lord of the Rings Series
titanic, Terminator II, Jurassic Parks, Fated to LOVE YOU Coffee Prince , Queen of the Game, Harry Potter Series; oh I am a fanatic about STAR WARS...Wish George Lucas would make more series
Evita (Antonio Banderas and Madonna were awsome)
The King and I (Yule Brennar was such an attractive man)
Far and Away/ The others (nicole kidman she is just beautiful)
The Matrix /Little Buddha (Keanu Reaves)
Pretty Women / Runaway Bride (Julia Roberts and Richard Gere...Great Chemistry)...Intersection (Richard Gere)
Gone with the Wind..a classic.
Any Movie that Michelle Pfeiffer stars in ...I think she is an exotic beauty and a great actress. Shakespear in Love...Anything with Gweneth Paltrow...another exotic beauty and terrific actress
Point of no return/ la femme nikkita with Bridgitte Fonda
Planet of the Apes
American Pie
Favorite TV Shows:
Seinfield, Survivor, American Idol, the superfriends, Spiderman, x-men the cartoon....yes I am a 34 yr old mother, wife who still watches cartoons. Don't watch much TV now since I got into kdramas 2yrs ago with the Korean Wave
I do follow the news on cable...CNN, Fox,etc I have a soft spot for Cooper Anderson...Only he can carry the news with such charisma
Sex and the City...why did it have to go off the air?
Buck Rogers...yes, I still remember watching it as a kid
The Facts of Life
Gidget
Dynasty
The Million Dollar Man/ The Million Dollar Woman
Charlie's Angels (all those beauties from the eighties)
Falcon Crest
Dallas
Shogun
CSI (the original version)
Law and Order
I do follow the news on cable...CNN, Fox,etc I have a soft spot for Cooper Anderson...Only he can carry the news with such charisma
Sex and the City...why did it have to go off the air?
Buck Rogers...yes, I still remember watching it as a kid
The Facts of Life
Gidget
Dynasty
The Million Dollar Man/ The Million Dollar Woman
Charlie's Angels (all those beauties from the eighties)
Falcon Crest
Dallas
Shogun
CSI (the original version)
Law and Order
Favorite Books:
I used to read a lot. Here is a list but I may have left out many favorites by accident:
The lion the with and the wardrobe,
HARRY POTTER Series...they are awesome (read every single one), Lord of the Rings Trilogy,
Cook books,
Romance Novels (..I just read Whitney, My love...loved it),
Les Miserables (Victor Hugo),
the Bridge of San Luis Rey,
Crime and Punishment,
Homer, the Odyssey I love greek, roman mythology.
Robinson Crusoe,
Macchiavelli,
Don Quixote,
DUNE...I love Sci-Fi
The City of gold and Lead
The White Mountains
Where the Red Ferns Grow
Super Fudge by Judy Bloom
The Ramona Quimby series
The sword and the crown
1984
Fairhenheit 451 by ray bradbury
Anne of Green Gables series by Elizabeth Montgomery
A Handmaid's Tale
James and the Giant Peach
Charlie and the Chocolate factory (Willie Wonka)
Jane Eyre
Pride and prejudice
The age of Innocence
Sense and Sensibilities
The lion the with and the wardrobe,
HARRY POTTER Series...they are awesome (read every single one), Lord of the Rings Trilogy,
Cook books,
Romance Novels (..I just read Whitney, My love...loved it),
Les Miserables (Victor Hugo),
the Bridge of San Luis Rey,
Crime and Punishment,
Homer, the Odyssey I love greek, roman mythology.
Robinson Crusoe,
Macchiavelli,
Don Quixote,
DUNE...I love Sci-Fi
The City of gold and Lead
The White Mountains
Where the Red Ferns Grow
Super Fudge by Judy Bloom
The Ramona Quimby series
The sword and the crown
1984
Fairhenheit 451 by ray bradbury
Anne of Green Gables series by Elizabeth Montgomery
A Handmaid's Tale
James and the Giant Peach
Charlie and the Chocolate factory (Willie Wonka)
Jane Eyre
Pride and prejudice
The age of Innocence
Sense and Sensibilities
Favorite Quotes:
NO MORE SOUP FOR YOU! by the Soup nazi in Seinfeld
Life is like a box of Chocolates, You never know what you're going to bite into next...by Forest Gump
Be true to yourself
Seize the Moment (Carpe Diem!)
Eat. Drink, Be Happy!
Always look at the glass as half full, not half empty.
Live life to the fullest
It's Okay to be a little crazy sometimes
Don't blame others for your own flaws and deficiencies, blame yourself and correct it.
Think Outside the Box!
Think before you talk
It is possible to be liked by many but impossible to be liked by all
Don't ask what your country can do for you; Ask what you can do for your country....JFK
Newest quote from Kallista's Grandfather:
"A woman´s as good as she looks, And a man´s dead when he stops lookin´" ...and vice versa HAHaHa!
Life is like a box of Chocolates, You never know what you're going to bite into next...by Forest Gump
Be true to yourself
Seize the Moment (Carpe Diem!)
Eat. Drink, Be Happy!
Always look at the glass as half full, not half empty.
Live life to the fullest
It's Okay to be a little crazy sometimes
Don't blame others for your own flaws and deficiencies, blame yourself and correct it.
Think Outside the Box!
Think before you talk
It is possible to be liked by many but impossible to be liked by all
Don't ask what your country can do for you; Ask what you can do for your country....JFK
Newest quote from Kallista's Grandfather:
"A woman´s as good as she looks, And a man´s dead when he stops lookin´" ...and vice versa HAHaHa!
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Just wanted to say hi.. :)
hey, long tym how r U? where are my jokes?? keep em coming becoa i miss them...
missing you too
cheers
missing you too
cheers
I had spend long time to read your profile.^^
But I enjoyed it.
I am going to check your notes and your joke.
But I enjoyed it.
I am going to check your notes and your joke.
hie
am doing well thanks, how are you?? my internet connection has been acting up, so i havent been able to access my account.
am doing well thanks, how are you?? my internet connection has been acting up, so i havent been able to access my account.
hello
long time how are you?? where are my jokes
long time how are you?? where are my jokes
hello
long time how are you?? where are my jokes
long time how are you?? where are my jokes
Thanks, as do you. Your son is adorable by the way. You have some interesting interests....try saying that a few times fast..ha
Thank you very much! We are very happy together. That picture was taken at a BBQ my work put on for it's employees. So much fun!
Ok Gwen I see your little green light on so are you like a work with nothing much on (geez don't tell the boss that though)
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