Khash, here are new jokes from Buz to brighten your day!

Goldfish Funeral

Little Tim was in the garden filling in a hole when his neighbor peered over the fence.  Interested in what the cheeky-faced​­­ youngster was up to, he politely asked, "What are you up to there, Tim?"

"My goldfish died," replied Tim tearfully, without looking up, "and  I've just buried him." The neighbor was concerned, "That's​­­ an awfully big hole for a goldfish, isn't it?" Tim patted down the last heap of earth then replied, "That's​­­ because he's inside your cat."


Napping Blond

A Blonde was down on his luck. In order to raise some money, he decided to kidnap a kid and hold him for ransom.

He went to the playground, grabbed a kid, took him behind a tree, and told him, "I've kidnapped you."He​­­ then wrote a note saying, "I've kidnapped your kid. Tomorrow morning, put $10,000 in a paper bag and put it under the pecan tree next to the slide on the north side of the playground. Signed, A Blonde."​­­

The Blonde then pinned the note to the kid's shirt and sent him home to show it to his parents.

The next morning the blonde checked, and sure enough  .  .  .  .   .   .   .   a paper bag was sitting beneath the pecan tree. The Blonde opened the bag and found the $10,000 with a note that said, "How could you do this to a fellow Blonde?"​­­

Off Easy

A blonde woman was speeding down the road in her little red sports car and was pulled over by a woman police officer, who was also a blonde.

The cop asked to see the blonde's driver's license. She dug through her purse and was getting progressivel​­­y more agitated.

"What does it look like?" she finally asked. The policewoman replied, "It's square and it has your picture on it."

The driver finally found a square mirror, looked at it and handed it to the policewoman.​­­ "Here it is," she said.

The blonde officer looked at the mirror, then handed it back saying, "Okay, you can go. I didn't realize you we

Hi Hun, hope you are well and happy. Haven't hared from you for a while. xxx

Here are more jokes from Letal.  Enjoy!
GWEN

marriage jokes

1. Women are unpredictabl​­e. Before marriage, she expects a man, after marriage she suspects him, and after death she respects him.

2.There was this guy who told his woman that he loved her so much that he would go thru hell for her. They got married - and now he is going thru hell.

3.A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds : " Wife wanted"​­. Next day, he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing "You can have mine."

4. When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one thing: either the car is new or the wife.

5. It's easy to tell if a man is married or not. Just watch him drive a car with a woman sitting beside him. If both his hands are on the wheel, you can be sure he is married.

6. A man received a letter from some kidnappers. The letter said, "If you don't promise to send us $100,000, we promise you we will kidnap your wife." The poor man wrote back, " I am afraid I can't keep my promise but I hope you will keep yours."​­

7. "What's​­ the matter, you look depressed."​­ "I'm having trouble with my wife." "What happened?"​­ "She said she wasn't going to speak to me for 30 days." But that ought to make you happy."​­ "It did, but today is the last day."

8."Darling,"​­ whispered a frail little husband from his chair. " I'm very sick, would you please call me a vet?". "A vet? Why do you want a vet and not a medical doctor?"​­ The husband replied. Because I work like a horse,live like a dog, and have to sleep with a silly cow."

Well hello its Paula here how are you today?I am fine just checking emails and I see that you was on so can we chat?

Aaaaaawwww..​. I think you are just down playing yourself.  Your humour is refreshing. HAhahaha!

Ya know what?  I have a feeling we are going to be very good friends.  Look forward to pick your brain in the future. Hahahahah!

I like your sense of humour.  Want to be friends?

I like that!  Hahahhaha!

I was amused by your requests.  You seem to have a sense of humour.

hello friend,

nice meeting you