A man is out shopping with his mother-in-la​w when she gets into an
argument and is attacked by six women.

A neighbour spots the fracas and asks him: 'Aren't you going to help?'

The man replies: 'No. Six of them is enough.'

Not on your life Rod its that childish rivalry that we kiwis and ozzies have. I think it all stems for me from the underam incident lolol. Even though I am proud to be an australian some things have to remain sacred to me. I actually went to bed when it was 10-0 as I thought OMG its gonna be another bloody whitewash only to wake up and be told by hubbie that we had won. I was really tired and he said didnt you hear us screaming. There would have been far too much testostarone​ in the room for me anyway. Now the cricket I dunno we just cant bloody play can we its shocking. We do ok I suppose as we are just a little country and dont have any AIS and when you start playing sport over there the coach is the parent who puts his hand up. Its all good fun though. My daughter Courtney is off to NZ on 30 Dec for a month to stay with my Mum at Ocean Beach. She will enjoy it. I am taking some of our disabled clients on a holiday to Port Campbell for 5 days to Maccas farm. We are going to be doing alot of activities and having a helicopter ride which I am looking forward to as I am a keen photographer​. I went to see Australian of fri night and found it wonderful. Im not big on Nicole Kidman but I enjoyed the story and the little aboriginal boy was the star for me. Lovely scenery. Ill have to get over to your part of the country one day its breathtaking​. Well 16 work days to go and guess who is counting I am looking forward to 5 weeks holiday. Well I better go as its off for another day at work so have a good one. By the way can you give me your mail address as Im sending out cards that my clients made. Well they took the photo with assistance and I scanned the photo into a card and printed it out. Hear from you soon.

Your friend
Tarm

Hello Rod do you have facebook? I have joined facebook yesterday <lol> now I am looking for friends to add there ... Let me know please... Hows life in Kangaroo land? :-p  Have a nice sunday talk to you soon...

<LOL> You have made my day...I have flu so dont feel good on the moment and on top its very hot here in the southern atmosphere :-) How is the weather there? Tomorrow I am going with my neighbour, Ursula to look for Xmas presents... Hope you feel better than me or would you be so kind to take my virus? :-p Till next time sweetie pie :-)

Hey thanks for your comments I love to laugh and love lots of things. I enjoy meeting lots of people as well and conversing on all topics nothing is taboo to me. Oh by the way who won the world cup in rugby league???? Oh thats right NZ by the way I was a kiwi until I signed up to be an oz but you just cant kick the bloody kiwi out of me when it comes to sport lolol.Hear from you soon
Yours Tarm

Just swung by to say Happy Thanksgiving​... ENJOY.

We have that cereal here, too..lol

I trusted Rudd but he has failed us again like all the rest we are just a few coons after all aren't we.

Yes that is true but the strong have a responsibili​ty to protect and assist the weak not destroy them. So why is that so difficult in this land. It was the law of this land for 60,000 years untill just a few years ago about 230 years I think.

Saturday morning I got up early, dressed quietly, made my lunch, grabbed
the dog, slipped quietly into the garage to hook the boat up to the
truck, and proceeded to back out into a torrential downpour.

The wind was blowing 50 mph. I pulled back into the garage, turned on
the radio, and discovered that the weather would be bad throughout the day.

I went back into the house, quietly undressed, and slipped back into
bed. There I cuddled up to my wife's back, now with a different
anticipation​, and whispered, 'The weather out there is terrible.'

My loving wife of 20 years replied, 'Can you believe my stupid husband
is out fishing in that shit?'

I still don't know to this day if she was joking, but I've stopped fishing