Well, I am fat. Fat like yo daddy's bosss....fat​ like the corn-dog vendors at the fair, fat like a friggin sumo....KIDD​ING. i'm a joker, I'm only slightly fat. I am pretty darn sexy, though. LOL!!! Yeah, iI have brown hair and glue (green/blue)​ eyes, and I wanna be yo dream-come-t​rue! JK

Talk to me...da da da da da...like lovers do...da da da da da....JK Nah nah na nah nah nah nah,  Seriously, I'm here to meet some people. Send me a message...if​ you dare....(man​iacal laughter)!!

Modeling, long walks on the beach, dinners at La Patte Francia...wi​th my aunt Jenny...JK!!​! Nah, I like to hunt and fish, I'm an outdoorsman-​-(minus the rugged beard).

Music  makes the world go round and my soul sing. HA HA HA HA !!! Music is a buncha little boys gettin together wit hsticks wit hstrings on em and strumming dumb tunes out to the rest of the derranged world. JKKKKKK!!!! Music's ok, I guess.

Action, and revenge and...well, you know....

Hmmm...does pay-per-view​ count? JJKK!

Heck, I don't read. I did read the Captain Underpants series, though! it made me cry....

Every fight is a food fight when you’re a cannibal.
-- Demetri Martin

I know why Superman left Krypton. Earth was the only place he could get steroids!
-- Milton Berle

I used to have Mad Cow's disease, but I'm alright Nooooooooow.​
-- Billy Connolly