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zouyf
(zou yanfeng) 12 y.o., Male Looking for
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Last updated at 3:52am
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Joined on June 10, 2008
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About Me:
Hi there,my name is yanfeng,or yanny as other people calls me .i am quite a cheerful boy(honestly),just that i don't really like schools.i AM from China but i migrated to Singapore .i often go back to my homeland so i know both countries well.well i can help you with your english and chineseand anyone who wants a postcard from singapore just ask me!:)
Requests:
Anyone one,boy or girl,under 25 around the world.
Language Exchange Requests:
anyone
Interests, Hobbies, etc.:
swimming,drawing,inline skating, ice skatingand watching tv
Favorite Music:
i don't know,but i like mostly soft music,but my favourite composers and band are :
linkin park
beethoven
mozart
hamo man
chirp mark
sean kingston
blackstreet boys
lil wayne
chris brown
rihanna
akon
linkin park
eminem
usher
jonas brothers
madonna
wwe
linkin park
beethoven
mozart
hamo man
chirp mark
sean kingston
blackstreet boys
lil wayne
chris brown
rihanna
akon
linkin park
eminem
usher
jonas brothers
madonna
wwe
Favorite Movies:
i watched a lot online don't know if they were movies...
Mission Impossiber III/II/I(1/2/3)
* 10,000 BC
* 1408
* 16 Blocks
* 21
* 28 Weeks Later
* 30 Days of Night
* 3:10 To Yuma
* 300
* 50 Cent: Refuse to Die
* 50 First Dates
* 7 Seconds
* A History of Violence
* A Raisin in the Sun
* ATL
* Aeon Flux
* Akeelah and the Bee
* Alexander
* Alien Vs Predator
* Aliens vs Predator:Requiem
* All The Kings Men
* Alone in the Dark
* Alpha Dog
* American Gangster
* An American Haunting
* An Unfinished Life
* Animal
* Annapolis
* Are We Done Yet
* Are We There Yet
* Assault on Precinct 13
* Attack Force
* Baby Mama
* Back in the Day
* Bad News Bears
* Bandidas
* Basic Instinct 2
* Batman Begins
* Be Cool
* Beauty Shop
* Behind Enemy Lines: Axis of Evil
* Beowulf
* Big Momma 2
* Black Christmas
* Black Dawn
* Black Snake Moan
* Blade Trinity
* Block Party
* Blood Diamond
* Blue Hill Avenue
* Bobby
* Bring It On: All or Nothing
* Carlito's Way: Rise to Power
* Casino Royale
* Chaos
* Charlie Wilsons War
* Christmas with the Kranks
* Cinderella Man
* Civil Brand
* Cleaner
* Click
* Cloud 9
* Cloverfield
* Coach Carter
* Code Name: The Cleaner
* College Road Trip
* Cover
* Crank
* Crash
* Crossover
* Cursed
* Daddy Day Camp
* Daddys Little Girls
* Dan in Real Life
* Date Movie
* Dave Chappelle:For What it's Worth
* Death Sentence
* Deja vu
* Descent
* Deuce Bigalow: The European Gigolow
* Diary of a Mad Black Woman
* Dirty
* DOA Dead Or Alive
* Domino
* Don't Trip, He Ain't through with me yet
* Doom
* Dr Dolittle 3
* Dream Girls
* Drumline
* Edison Force
* El Cantante
* Elektra
* End Game
* Epoch: Evolution
* Eragon
* Evan Almight
* Exorcist: The Beginning
* Failure to Launch
* Fantastic Four
* Fantastic Four:Rise of the Silver Surfer
* Fat Albert
* Final Destination 3
* Firewall
* First Sunday
* Flags of Our Fathers
* Flight of Fury
* Flightplan
* Flip the Script
* Flyboys
* Four Brothers
* Fracture
* Frankenfish
* Freedom Writers
* Fun with Dick and Jane
* G
* Getting Played
* Ghost Rider
* Gone Baby Gone
* Glory Road
* Gridiron Gang
* Guess Who
* Freedomland
* Hair Show
* Halloween 2007
* Happy feet
* Hard Luck
* Harsh Times
* High School Musical
* High Tension
* Hitch
* Hitman
* Home of the Brave
* Hostage
* Hostel
* Hotel Rwanda
* Huslte & Flow
* I Am Legend
* I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry
* I Think I Love My Wife
* Idlewild
* In the Name of the King: A Dungeon Siege Tale
* Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull
* Inside Man
* Invincible
* Iron Man
* It Waits
* Jackie Brown
* Jarhead
* Jet Li's Fearless
* Jumper
* Kicking & Screaming
* King Kong
* Kings Ransom
* Lackawanna Blues
* Ladder 49
* Land of the Dead
* Larry the Cable Guy: Health Inspector
* Last Holiday
* Latin Kings of Comedy
* Leatherheads
* Lets Go To Prison
* Life
* Lions for Lambs
* Little Man
* Live Free or Die Hard
* Lonely Hearts
* Lord of War
* Lucky Number Slevin
* Mad Money
* Made of Honor
* Madea's Family Reunion
* Madea Goes To Jail
* Meet the Browns
* Meet the Browns 2008
* Memoirs of a Geisha
* Miami Vice
* Michael Clayton
* Million Dollar Baby
* Mindhunters
* Miss Congeniality 2
* Mission Impossible III
* Monster In-Law
* Mr & Mrs Smith
* Mr Brooks
* My Super Ex-Girlfriend
* National Treasure
* National Treasure:Book of Secrets
* Never Back Down
* Next
* Night at the Museum
* No Country for Old Men
* Norbit
* Ocean抯 Twelve
* One Week
* Pathfinder
* Perfect Stranger
* Phat Girlz
* Pirates of the Caribbean: At Worlds End
* Plant Terror
* Playas Ball
* Poseidon
* Preaching to the Choir
* Pride
* Prom Night
* Racing Stripes
* Rambo 2008
* Ray
* Rebound
* Redbelt
* Reign Over Me
* Reno 911 Miami
* Rescue Dawn
* Resident Evil:Apocalypse
* Resident Evil: Extinction
* Restraining Order
* Resurrecting the Champ
* Revolver
* Rocky Balboa
* Roll Bounce
* Rumor Has It
* Running Scared
* Rush Hour 3
* RV
* Sahara
* Saw II
* Saw IV
* Scarface
* Scary Movie 4
* School for Scoundrels
* Semi Pro
* Serenity
* Shackles
* Shadow Man
* Shadowboxer
* Shoot'Em Up
* Shooter
* Silent Hill
* Sin City
* Slither
* Slow Burn
* Smokin Aces
* Snakes on a Plane
* Something New
* Southland Tales
* Spider-Man 3
* Star Wars Revenge of the Sith
* State Property 2
* Stealth
* Step Up 2: The Streets
* Stomp the Yard
* Stranger Than Fiction
* Street Kings
* Superhero Movie
* Superman Returns
* S.W.A.T
* Syriana
* Talk to me
* Talladega Nights
* Taxi
Mission Impossiber III/II/I(1/2/3)
* 10,000 BC
* 1408
* 16 Blocks
* 21
* 28 Weeks Later
* 30 Days of Night
* 3:10 To Yuma
* 300
* 50 Cent: Refuse to Die
* 50 First Dates
* 7 Seconds
* A History of Violence
* A Raisin in the Sun
* ATL
* Aeon Flux
* Akeelah and the Bee
* Alexander
* Alien Vs Predator
* Aliens vs Predator:Requiem
* All The Kings Men
* Alone in the Dark
* Alpha Dog
* American Gangster
* An American Haunting
* An Unfinished Life
* Animal
* Annapolis
* Are We Done Yet
* Are We There Yet
* Assault on Precinct 13
* Attack Force
* Baby Mama
* Back in the Day
* Bad News Bears
* Bandidas
* Basic Instinct 2
* Batman Begins
* Be Cool
* Beauty Shop
* Behind Enemy Lines: Axis of Evil
* Beowulf
* Big Momma 2
* Black Christmas
* Black Dawn
* Black Snake Moan
* Blade Trinity
* Block Party
* Blood Diamond
* Blue Hill Avenue
* Bobby
* Bring It On: All or Nothing
* Carlito's Way: Rise to Power
* Casino Royale
* Chaos
* Charlie Wilsons War
* Christmas with the Kranks
* Cinderella Man
* Civil Brand
* Cleaner
* Click
* Cloud 9
* Cloverfield
* Coach Carter
* Code Name: The Cleaner
* College Road Trip
* Cover
* Crank
* Crash
* Crossover
* Cursed
* Daddy Day Camp
* Daddys Little Girls
* Dan in Real Life
* Date Movie
* Dave Chappelle:For What it's Worth
* Death Sentence
* Deja vu
* Descent
* Deuce Bigalow: The European Gigolow
* Diary of a Mad Black Woman
* Dirty
* DOA Dead Or Alive
* Domino
* Don't Trip, He Ain't through with me yet
* Doom
* Dr Dolittle 3
* Dream Girls
* Drumline
* Edison Force
* El Cantante
* Elektra
* End Game
* Epoch: Evolution
* Eragon
* Evan Almight
* Exorcist: The Beginning
* Failure to Launch
* Fantastic Four
* Fantastic Four:Rise of the Silver Surfer
* Fat Albert
* Final Destination 3
* Firewall
* First Sunday
* Flags of Our Fathers
* Flight of Fury
* Flightplan
* Flip the Script
* Flyboys
* Four Brothers
* Fracture
* Frankenfish
* Freedom Writers
* Fun with Dick and Jane
* G
* Getting Played
* Ghost Rider
* Gone Baby Gone
* Glory Road
* Gridiron Gang
* Guess Who
* Freedomland
* Hair Show
* Halloween 2007
* Happy feet
* Hard Luck
* Harsh Times
* High School Musical
* High Tension
* Hitch
* Hitman
* Home of the Brave
* Hostage
* Hostel
* Hotel Rwanda
* Huslte & Flow
* I Am Legend
* I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry
* I Think I Love My Wife
* Idlewild
* In the Name of the King: A Dungeon Siege Tale
* Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull
* Inside Man
* Invincible
* Iron Man
* It Waits
* Jackie Brown
* Jarhead
* Jet Li's Fearless
* Jumper
* Kicking & Screaming
* King Kong
* Kings Ransom
* Lackawanna Blues
* Ladder 49
* Land of the Dead
* Larry the Cable Guy: Health Inspector
* Last Holiday
* Latin Kings of Comedy
* Leatherheads
* Lets Go To Prison
* Life
* Lions for Lambs
* Little Man
* Live Free or Die Hard
* Lonely Hearts
* Lord of War
* Lucky Number Slevin
* Mad Money
* Made of Honor
* Madea's Family Reunion
* Madea Goes To Jail
* Meet the Browns
* Meet the Browns 2008
* Memoirs of a Geisha
* Miami Vice
* Michael Clayton
* Million Dollar Baby
* Mindhunters
* Miss Congeniality 2
* Mission Impossible III
* Monster In-Law
* Mr & Mrs Smith
* Mr Brooks
* My Super Ex-Girlfriend
* National Treasure
* National Treasure:Book of Secrets
* Never Back Down
* Next
* Night at the Museum
* No Country for Old Men
* Norbit
* Ocean抯 Twelve
* One Week
* Pathfinder
* Perfect Stranger
* Phat Girlz
* Pirates of the Caribbean: At Worlds End
* Plant Terror
* Playas Ball
* Poseidon
* Preaching to the Choir
* Pride
* Prom Night
* Racing Stripes
* Rambo 2008
* Ray
* Rebound
* Redbelt
* Reign Over Me
* Reno 911 Miami
* Rescue Dawn
* Resident Evil:Apocalypse
* Resident Evil: Extinction
* Restraining Order
* Resurrecting the Champ
* Revolver
* Rocky Balboa
* Roll Bounce
* Rumor Has It
* Running Scared
* Rush Hour 3
* RV
* Sahara
* Saw II
* Saw IV
* Scarface
* Scary Movie 4
* School for Scoundrels
* Semi Pro
* Serenity
* Shackles
* Shadow Man
* Shadowboxer
* Shoot'Em Up
* Shooter
* Silent Hill
* Sin City
* Slither
* Slow Burn
* Smokin Aces
* Snakes on a Plane
* Something New
* Southland Tales
* Spider-Man 3
* Star Wars Revenge of the Sith
* State Property 2
* Stealth
* Step Up 2: The Streets
* Stomp the Yard
* Stranger Than Fiction
* Street Kings
* Superhero Movie
* Superman Returns
* S.W.A.T
* Syriana
* Talk to me
* Talladega Nights
* Taxi
Favorite TV Shows:
channel,maybe..
history channel
national gegraphy(wrongly spelled)
discoverychannel
animal planet
history channel
national gegraphy(wrongly spelled)
discoverychannel
animal planet
Favorite Books:
think i got the numbering wrong....
10.encyclopedia brown
11. Dirt Music by Tim Winton
*polar express
12. 800 Horseman by Col Stringer
13. Wuthering Heights by Emily Bronte
14. Zhaun Falun by Li Hongzhi
15. Harry Potter And The Prisoner Of Azkaban (Book 3) by J.K. Rowling
16. Captain Underpants And The Invasion Of The Incredibly Naughty Cafeteria Ladies From Outer Space by Dav Pilkey
17. Jane Eyre by Charlotte Bronte
18. The Lion, The Witch And The Wardrobe by C.S. Lewis
19. The Wind In The Willows by Kenneth Grahame
20. The Catcher In The Rye by J.D. Salinger
21. The Pillars Of The Earth by Ken Follett
22. Magician by Raymond E. Feist
23. Possession: A Romance by A.S. Byatt
24. Dune (Dune Chronicles) by Frank Herbert
25. A Fine Balance by Rohinton Mistry
26. The Hobbit by J.R.R. Tolkien
27. A Suitable Boy by Vikram Seth
28. One Hundred Years Of Solitude by Gabriel Garcia Marquez
29. 'Fighting' McKenzie Anzac Chaplain by Col Stringer
30. Deltora Quest Series by Emily Rodda
31. Tomorrow, When The War Began by John Marsden
32. Perfume: The Story Of A Murder by Patrick Suskind
33. The Grapes of Wrath by John Steinbeck
34. The Ancient Future Trilogy by Traci Harding
35. The God Of Small Things by Arundhati Roy
36. Harry Potter And The Goblet Of Fire (Book 4) by J.K. Rowling and The Power Of One by Bryce Courenay
37. The Shipping News by Annie Proulx
38. Captain Corelli's Mandolin by Louis De Bernieres
39. The Poisonwood Bible by Barbara Kingsolver
40. Anne Of Green Gables by L.M. Montgomery
41. Gone With The Wind by Margaret Mitchell
42. Cross Stitch by Diana Gabaldon
43. Persuasion by Jane Austen
44. Ice Station by Matthew Reilly
45. Rebecca by Daphne Du Maurier
46. Life Of Pi by Yann Martel
47. Crime and Punishment by Fyodor Dostoevsky
48. Little Women by Louisa May Alcott
49. Great Expectations by Charles Dickens
50. The Great Gatsby by F. Scott Fitzgerald
51. A Series of Unfortunate Events by Lemony Snicket
52. Love In The Time Of Cholera by Gabriel Garcia Marquez
53. Rage by Steve Gerlach
54. Alice's Adventures In Wonderland by Lewis Carroll
55. The Mists Of Avalon by Marion Zimmer-Bradley
56. Cafe Scheherazade by Arnold Zable
57. The Bone People by Keri Hulme
58. Jessica by Bryce Courtenay
59. Harry Potter And The Chamber Of Secrets (Book 2) by J. K. Rowling
60. The Fortunes Of Richard Mahony by Henry Handel Richardson
61. My Family And Other Animals by Gerald Durrell
62. War And Peace by Leo Tolstoy
63. Wild Swans by Jung Chang
64. Mao's Last Dancer by Li Cunxin
65. Artemis Fowl by Eoin Colfer
66. Eragon by Christopher Paolini
67. Shantaram by Gregory David Roberts
68. Memoirs Of A Geisha by Arthur Golden
69. The Riders by Tim Winton
70. Anna Karenina by Leo Tolstoy
71. Angela's Ashes by Frank Mccourt
72. The Age Of Reason by Thomas Paine
73. The Alchemist by Paulo Coelho
74. Middlemarch by George Eliot
75. Emma by Jane Austen
76. Midnight's Children by Salman Rushdie
77. The English Patient by Michael Ondaatje
78. Matilda by Roald Dahl
79. Zen And The Art Of Motorcycle Maintenance by Robert Pirsig
80. On The Road by Jack Kerouac
81. The Bfg by Roald Dahl
82. Animal Farm by George Orwell
83. Birdsong by Sebastian Faulks
84. A Prayer For Owen Meany by John Irving
85. Boyz Rule by Felice Arena and Phil Kettle
86. Scarecrow by Matthew Reilly
87. The Secret History by Donna Tartt
88. Looking For Alibrandi by Melina Marchetta
89. Watership Down by Richard Adams
90. The Thorn Birds by Colleen Mccullough
Atlas Shrugged by Ayn Rand
Winnie The Pooh by A. A. Milne
Harry Potter And The Philosopher's Stone (Book 1) by J. K. Rowling
94. The Magic Faraway Tree by Enid Blyton
Brideshead Revisited by Evelyn Waugh
. Heart Of Darkness by Conrad
High Fidelity by Nick Hornby
Goosebumps by R. L Stine
The Magic Pudding by Norman Lindsay
Les Miserables by Victor Hugo and David Copperfield by Charles Dickens
10.encyclopedia brown
11. Dirt Music by Tim Winton
*polar express
12. 800 Horseman by Col Stringer
13. Wuthering Heights by Emily Bronte
14. Zhaun Falun by Li Hongzhi
15. Harry Potter And The Prisoner Of Azkaban (Book 3) by J.K. Rowling
16. Captain Underpants And The Invasion Of The Incredibly Naughty Cafeteria Ladies From Outer Space by Dav Pilkey
17. Jane Eyre by Charlotte Bronte
18. The Lion, The Witch And The Wardrobe by C.S. Lewis
19. The Wind In The Willows by Kenneth Grahame
20. The Catcher In The Rye by J.D. Salinger
21. The Pillars Of The Earth by Ken Follett
22. Magician by Raymond E. Feist
23. Possession: A Romance by A.S. Byatt
24. Dune (Dune Chronicles) by Frank Herbert
25. A Fine Balance by Rohinton Mistry
26. The Hobbit by J.R.R. Tolkien
27. A Suitable Boy by Vikram Seth
28. One Hundred Years Of Solitude by Gabriel Garcia Marquez
29. 'Fighting' McKenzie Anzac Chaplain by Col Stringer
30. Deltora Quest Series by Emily Rodda
31. Tomorrow, When The War Began by John Marsden
32. Perfume: The Story Of A Murder by Patrick Suskind
33. The Grapes of Wrath by John Steinbeck
34. The Ancient Future Trilogy by Traci Harding
35. The God Of Small Things by Arundhati Roy
36. Harry Potter And The Goblet Of Fire (Book 4) by J.K. Rowling and The Power Of One by Bryce Courenay
37. The Shipping News by Annie Proulx
38. Captain Corelli's Mandolin by Louis De Bernieres
39. The Poisonwood Bible by Barbara Kingsolver
40. Anne Of Green Gables by L.M. Montgomery
41. Gone With The Wind by Margaret Mitchell
42. Cross Stitch by Diana Gabaldon
43. Persuasion by Jane Austen
44. Ice Station by Matthew Reilly
45. Rebecca by Daphne Du Maurier
46. Life Of Pi by Yann Martel
47. Crime and Punishment by Fyodor Dostoevsky
48. Little Women by Louisa May Alcott
49. Great Expectations by Charles Dickens
50. The Great Gatsby by F. Scott Fitzgerald
51. A Series of Unfortunate Events by Lemony Snicket
52. Love In The Time Of Cholera by Gabriel Garcia Marquez
53. Rage by Steve Gerlach
54. Alice's Adventures In Wonderland by Lewis Carroll
55. The Mists Of Avalon by Marion Zimmer-Bradley
56. Cafe Scheherazade by Arnold Zable
57. The Bone People by Keri Hulme
58. Jessica by Bryce Courtenay
59. Harry Potter And The Chamber Of Secrets (Book 2) by J. K. Rowling
60. The Fortunes Of Richard Mahony by Henry Handel Richardson
61. My Family And Other Animals by Gerald Durrell
62. War And Peace by Leo Tolstoy
63. Wild Swans by Jung Chang
64. Mao's Last Dancer by Li Cunxin
65. Artemis Fowl by Eoin Colfer
66. Eragon by Christopher Paolini
67. Shantaram by Gregory David Roberts
68. Memoirs Of A Geisha by Arthur Golden
69. The Riders by Tim Winton
70. Anna Karenina by Leo Tolstoy
71. Angela's Ashes by Frank Mccourt
72. The Age Of Reason by Thomas Paine
73. The Alchemist by Paulo Coelho
74. Middlemarch by George Eliot
75. Emma by Jane Austen
76. Midnight's Children by Salman Rushdie
77. The English Patient by Michael Ondaatje
78. Matilda by Roald Dahl
79. Zen And The Art Of Motorcycle Maintenance by Robert Pirsig
80. On The Road by Jack Kerouac
81. The Bfg by Roald Dahl
82. Animal Farm by George Orwell
83. Birdsong by Sebastian Faulks
84. A Prayer For Owen Meany by John Irving
85. Boyz Rule by Felice Arena and Phil Kettle
86. Scarecrow by Matthew Reilly
87. The Secret History by Donna Tartt
88. Looking For Alibrandi by Melina Marchetta
89. Watership Down by Richard Adams
90. The Thorn Birds by Colleen Mccullough
Atlas Shrugged by Ayn Rand
Winnie The Pooh by A. A. Milne
Harry Potter And The Philosopher's Stone (Book 1) by J. K. Rowling
94. The Magic Faraway Tree by Enid Blyton
Brideshead Revisited by Evelyn Waugh
. Heart Of Darkness by Conrad
High Fidelity by Nick Hornby
Goosebumps by R. L Stine
The Magic Pudding by Norman Lindsay
Les Miserables by Victor Hugo and David Copperfield by Charles Dickens
Favorite Quotes:
Albert Einstein
"Teaching should be such that what is offered is perceived as a valuable gift and not as a hard duty."
Herman Melville
"There are certain queer times and occasions in this strange mixed affair we call life when a man takes the whole universe for a vast practical joke."
Gary Oldman
"Any actor who tells you that they have become the people they play, unless they're clearly diagnosed as a schizophrenic, is bullshitting you."
Gary Oldman
"I applaud anything that can take a kid away from a PlayStation or a Gameboy. That is a miracle in itself."
Laurence J. Peter
"A censor is a man who knows more than he thinks you ought to."
"A censor is an expert in cutting remarks."
"A man convinced against his will is not convinced."
"A man doesn't know what he knows until he knows what he doesn't know. "
"A pessimist is a man who looks both ways when he crosses the street."
"Against logic there is no armor like ignorance."
"America is a country that doesn't know where it is going but is determined to set a speed record getting there."
"America is a land of taxation that was founded to avoid taxation."
"An economist is an expert who will know tomorrow why the things he predicted yesterday didn't happen today."
"An intelligence test sometimes shows a man how smart he would have been not to have taken it."
"As a matter of fact is an expression that precedes many an expression that isn't."
"Bureaucracy defends the status quo long past the time when the quo has lost its status."
"Committees have become so important nowadays that subcommittees have to be appointed to do the work."
"Competence, like truth, beauty, and contact lenses, is in the eye of the beholder."
"Democracy is a process by which people are free to choose the man who will get the blame."
"Don't believe in miracles - depend on them."
"Early to bed, early to rise, work like hell, and advertise."
"Education is a method whereby one acquires a higher grade of prejudices."
"Equal opportunity means everyone will have a fair chance at being incompetent."
"Every girl should use what Mother Nature gave her before Father Time takes it away."
"Everyone rises to their level of incompetence."
"Expert: a man who makes three correct guesses consecutively."
"Fortune knocks but once, but misfortune has much more patience."
"Going to church doesn't make you any more a Christian than going to the garage makes you a car."
"Heredity is what sets the parents of a teenager wondering about each other."
"If a cluttered desk is the sign of a cluttered mind, what is the significance of a clean desk?"
"If two wrongs don't make a right, try three."
"If you don't know where you're going, you will probably end up somewhere else."
"It's better to have loved and lost than to have to do forty pounds of laundry a week."
"Lead, follow, or get out of the way."
"Men now monopolize the upper levels... depriving women of their rightful share of opportunities for incompetence."
"Nobody can be perfect unless he admits his faults, but if he has faults how can he be perfect?"
"Originality is the fine art of remembering what you hear but forgetting where you heard it."
"Psychiatry enables us to correct our faults by confessing our parents' shortcomings."
"Slump, and the world slumps with you. Push, and you push alone."
"Some problems are so complex that you have to be highly intelligent and well informed just to be undecided about them."
"Speak when you are angry - and you'll make the best speech you'll ever regret."
"Television has changed the American child from an irresistable force to an immovable object."
"The best intelligence test is what we do with our leisure."
"The great question is not whether you have failed, but whether you are content with failure."
"The man who says he is willing to meet you halfway is usually a poor judge of distance."
"The seaman tells stories of winds, the ploughman of bulls; the soldier details his wounds, the shepherd his sheep."
"There are two kinds of egotists: Those who admit it, and the rest of us."
"There are two kinds of failures: those who thought and never did, andthose who did and never thought."
"When in doubt or danger, run in circles, scream and shout."
"Work is accomplished by those employees who have not yet reached their level of incompetence."
"You can always tell a real friend: when you've made a fool of yourself he doesn't feel you've done a permanent job."
"You can't cross the sea merely by standing and staring at the water. Don't let yourself indulge in vain wishes."
Ogden Nash
"I dreamt that my hair was kempt.
Then I dreamt that my true love unkempt it."
"Teaching should be such that what is offered is perceived as a valuable gift and not as a hard duty."
Herman Melville
"There are certain queer times and occasions in this strange mixed affair we call life when a man takes the whole universe for a vast practical joke."
Gary Oldman
"Any actor who tells you that they have become the people they play, unless they're clearly diagnosed as a schizophrenic, is bullshitting you."
Gary Oldman
"I applaud anything that can take a kid away from a PlayStation or a Gameboy. That is a miracle in itself."
Laurence J. Peter
"A censor is a man who knows more than he thinks you ought to."
"A censor is an expert in cutting remarks."
"A man convinced against his will is not convinced."
"A man doesn't know what he knows until he knows what he doesn't know. "
"A pessimist is a man who looks both ways when he crosses the street."
"Against logic there is no armor like ignorance."
"America is a country that doesn't know where it is going but is determined to set a speed record getting there."
"America is a land of taxation that was founded to avoid taxation."
"An economist is an expert who will know tomorrow why the things he predicted yesterday didn't happen today."
"An intelligence test sometimes shows a man how smart he would have been not to have taken it."
"As a matter of fact is an expression that precedes many an expression that isn't."
"Bureaucracy defends the status quo long past the time when the quo has lost its status."
"Committees have become so important nowadays that subcommittees have to be appointed to do the work."
"Competence, like truth, beauty, and contact lenses, is in the eye of the beholder."
"Democracy is a process by which people are free to choose the man who will get the blame."
"Don't believe in miracles - depend on them."
"Early to bed, early to rise, work like hell, and advertise."
"Education is a method whereby one acquires a higher grade of prejudices."
"Equal opportunity means everyone will have a fair chance at being incompetent."
"Every girl should use what Mother Nature gave her before Father Time takes it away."
"Everyone rises to their level of incompetence."
"Expert: a man who makes three correct guesses consecutively."
"Fortune knocks but once, but misfortune has much more patience."
"Going to church doesn't make you any more a Christian than going to the garage makes you a car."
"Heredity is what sets the parents of a teenager wondering about each other."
"If a cluttered desk is the sign of a cluttered mind, what is the significance of a clean desk?"
"If two wrongs don't make a right, try three."
"If you don't know where you're going, you will probably end up somewhere else."
"It's better to have loved and lost than to have to do forty pounds of laundry a week."
"Lead, follow, or get out of the way."
"Men now monopolize the upper levels... depriving women of their rightful share of opportunities for incompetence."
"Nobody can be perfect unless he admits his faults, but if he has faults how can he be perfect?"
"Originality is the fine art of remembering what you hear but forgetting where you heard it."
"Psychiatry enables us to correct our faults by confessing our parents' shortcomings."
"Slump, and the world slumps with you. Push, and you push alone."
"Some problems are so complex that you have to be highly intelligent and well informed just to be undecided about them."
"Speak when you are angry - and you'll make the best speech you'll ever regret."
"Television has changed the American child from an irresistable force to an immovable object."
"The best intelligence test is what we do with our leisure."
"The great question is not whether you have failed, but whether you are content with failure."
"The man who says he is willing to meet you halfway is usually a poor judge of distance."
"The seaman tells stories of winds, the ploughman of bulls; the soldier details his wounds, the shepherd his sheep."
"There are two kinds of egotists: Those who admit it, and the rest of us."
"There are two kinds of failures: those who thought and never did, andthose who did and never thought."
"When in doubt or danger, run in circles, scream and shout."
"Work is accomplished by those employees who have not yet reached their level of incompetence."
"You can always tell a real friend: when you've made a fool of yourself he doesn't feel you've done a permanent job."
"You can't cross the sea merely by standing and staring at the water. Don't let yourself indulge in vain wishes."
Ogden Nash
"I dreamt that my hair was kempt.
Then I dreamt that my true love unkempt it."
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>.< sorry for my wrong spelling!!!
so, you have also a notebook???
that's cool :D
so, you have also a notebook???
that's cool :D
no, im only 13, i had to write that im 13 because i couldn't create an account with 12 hehe.. but now im really 13^^
Cbus ?? nice to meet you ^^
yupp, i have carriyng family and friends :D
and i know it's hard to leran by yourself v.v
but i'm sure you do it well <3
what does "casey of sundace kids " mean???
we also using windows xp ^^
but we bought new notebooks, there we have windows vista!
and i know it's hard to leran by yourself v.v
but i'm sure you do it well <3
what does "casey of sundace kids " mean???
we also using windows xp ^^
but we bought new notebooks, there we have windows vista!
3rd July??? cooooooool
and me 3 rd March XD sounds funny!!!
which questions should i ask you??? about my tests???
don't worry, i can do them :D
i learn hard, and my family and friends help me <3
and me 3 rd March XD sounds funny!!!
which questions should i ask you??? about my tests???
don't worry, i can do them :D
i learn hard, and my family and friends help me <3
yupp, my sister's birthday was on 14th November :D
um...my birthday is on the 3rd March ^^
when is yours???
um...my birthday is on the 3rd March ^^
when is yours???
Hi my name's view your name is yunny right?
waii >.<
thank you so much!!!
yeah, i hope we will write us :D
thank you so much!!!
yeah, i hope we will write us :D
well, of course we have a webcam :D
yes, i will write some tests in a few day >.<
you are really smart!!!
yes, i will write some tests in a few day >.<
you are really smart!!!
umm i forgot what we were tlkin bout
