Ahahaha hai ancora domande? Ti aiuto io! :)

Ahahaha come cosa voglio?!
L'hai più trovata la moglie italiana?xD

Oh, yeah, I know Neapolitan dialect. It's difficult to understand even for us sometimes, especially if spoken fastly. No, I've never been to the US unfortunately. I've been dreaming to tour your country coast-to-coast since I've read Kerouac's "On the Road". But, since I can't afford such a trip at the moment, it only remains a dream for now. :P

If you could hear my awful pronounciation, then you'd change your mind about my English! :D But thanks anyway. Your Italian is also good. :) I learnt English over the years, mostly in school but I believe that the Internet had an important role in it too. And where did you learn Italian? Were you taught by your grandparents?

Sì, ho capito! :) People in the South are friendly and welcoming most of the times but some of us are ignorant and oafish. So, there's stupid people everywhere. But, besides what happened in Milan, I hope you had an enjoyable time here. :)

Really? I can't believe it. I'm very ashamed about this. Maybe you met the wrong people. I'm from the South but people from the North have always been friendly with me. Well, up to now, then again who knows... :D

Dude! What's wrong with North Italy? :D

your italian is funny! :) I can help you if you want :P greetings from Italy!

Sir...

I love metal detecting and Lord of the Rings!