You'll probably end up describing the birth of your first born as "not bad"

If you weren't my best mate I'd totally be interested in you based on your current profile =P
(Also, just a suggestion, but I think "not bad friends" could easily be changed to "pretty good friends" =P)

Clearly so do you...

Yeah that song it actually brilliant!x

Hey, right now it's either the blond o sonic shimmer trap or stop the world I wanna get off with you, wbu?x

ciao :)

Still more legible than most. Three stars. Must try harder.

Would genuinely write you letters if you wanted haha =P

You like Monsters Inc.? Ok, you're off my naughty list. By any chance did you catch Monsters University at the cinema? I mean... not like I did... that would be preposterous at my age...