Hi, my name is Kelly. I live in Ohio, and I have two jobs. I love one and I kind of hate the other, so I can relate to just about anybody. I'm single but dating, and I have a beagle who knows every word in the English language, I think. Not that I talk to her, or anything...

My nicknames are Mary and Eliza, the results of in-jokes you probably weren't around for. Just ask Lou Grant and Nigel. :)

I'd love to get to know people from any country, even my own. Please don't be in prison. I'm usually much busier than I'd like to be, so try not to take it personally if it takes me awhile to reply to you.

Music, movies, reading, writing, traveling, shopping, driving, hiking, sleeping.

Jens Lekman, Chantal Kreviazuk, KT Tunstall, Tori Amos, Hem, The Weepies, Leigh Nash, John Mayer, U2, Coldplay, The Cranberries/​Dolores O'Riordan, Mary J. Blige, Martina McBride, ABBA, Gaelic Storm, Great Big Sea...

Once, Life is Beautiful, Under the Tuscan Sun, Chocolat, Groundhog Day, A River Runs Through It, Waking Ned Devine, Bread & Tulips, Last Holiday, Office Space, Elizabethtow​n, Be Kind Rewind, Mamma Mia, Nights in Rodanthe, Marley & Me...

The Office (loved the UK version, like the US version even more). I love to catch shows on the Travel Channel, when I have the time - especially Samantha Brown's Passport to Europe.

Lots of classics and anything by David Sedaris. Also...just finished Twilight, still waiting to read New Moon.

"I believe that everything happens for a reason. People change so that you can learn to let go, things go wrong so that you appreciate them when they're right, you believe lies so you eventually learn to trust no one but yourself, and sometimes good things fall apart so better things can fall together."​
- Marilyn Monroe

"Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so? There's a support group for that. It's called EVERYBODY, and they meet at the bar." - Drew Carey