HEY!! If you're thinking to yourself "why should I be this person's friend he probably doesn't have any special abilities"​ this simply is not true. For one thing I'm Great at making salads. In fact, one day I'm going to start a salad specialty shop called the Sunshine and Happiness Company and it's going to be filled with butterflies and kittens to bombard you with happy feelings from every direction and you won't know what to do with yourself. As if that wasn't enough, I'm also great at eating your food. People are always coming up to me, asking for good weight loss tips. Well I'm here to tell you, you just need to have me around every time you eat and you'll never have to worry about "eating​ right" or "exercising"​ ever again :)

I'm looking for people to have funny random conversation​s with. Ooo and make sure you add me as a friend, especially if you have interesting talents or you know how to cook ;)

I can probably help you communicate with pigeons but only if you have serious devotion

Skateboardin​g, The Beach, Receiving Massages, Naps, Free Samples at Stores, Hiking, Picnics, Jumping Over Stuff

New Found Glory, Senses Fail, Taking Back Sunday, My Chemical Romance, The Used, Green Day, The Vandals, Descendents,​ Death Cab, Cute is What We Aim For, The Killers, Weezer

Night at the Roxbury, Zoolander

Friends, Stephen Colbert