Married middle-aged ugly fat bloke looking for some like minded females who may be up for a laugh! I enjoy travelling, live music, beer, rugby and motorcycling​.
In my more reflective moments I find a little flower arranging whilst listening to Johann Sebastian Bach to be most satisfying.
In the event of an emergency, I can sometimes be serious!

I’m actually a sensitive caring guy who’s in touch with his feminine side, honestly ......really​ I am!

Intelligent humorous conversation​ urgently required.

Not looking for a relationship​ (other than good friends), as I already have a wife, and one is enough for me!

The oxford dictionary definition of friend is as follows; “somebody who thinks well of or is on good terms with somebody else”.  It would therefore follow that if I don’t know you and we have not previously conversed in any way how can we be friends! I will not accept any friend requests without the aforemention​ed terms being adhered to. In other words don’t ask to be my friend without at least writing a couple of times first!

Contemplatin​g my navel

Flower Arranging

Train Spotting

Pointing  at Aeroplanes!

Old Stuff - Free, Led Zeppelin, Lynyrd Skynyrd, Allman Bros Band, Yes, Early Genesis, The Faces, etc
Newer Stuff - The Doves, Elbow, Arcade Fire (The best band in he universe at the moment?), Kings of Leon, Black Crows, Counting Crows, Muse.
Really Old Stuff – Beethoven, Tchaikovsky,​ Elgar, Puccini.

Books with big pictures and not much writing!

Don't push your Granny when she's shaving!

The more people I meet, the more I like my Dog!

I want to die while asleep like my grandfather,​
not screaming in terror like the passengers in his car!

Manners are especially the need of the plain. The pretty can get away with anything. (Waugh)