For those who've I've already agreed to write to: I'm writing the letters right now. 

For the rest of you: Please see below...


To be honest, I'm not very fond of trying to describe myself. I think that my hobbies and interests (etc) do a much better job of that than I ever could. But just so that you have some idea of what you're getting into, consider the following...​

I'd really like to get to know people from all over the world.

I'm mildly obsessed with becoming a historically​ significant person.

I'm a pescatarian (a vegetarian that eats fish)

I'm currently writing a novel about a corporation that owns the universe.

I was in the Marine Corps for four years and now I'm a youth minister.

I like to prepare ridiculously​ detailed plans for wildly improbable situations.

I'm in college right now.

I listen to the oldies.

I prefer actual pen pals (snail mail) to e-mail because I feel that it's a much better medium for building long lasting friendships.​ I'd actually like to get to know someone (you know?).

I speak English, and also a little bit of French. I'm also learning Ancient Hebrew. I'd like a French speaking pen pal (to help me with my French). I'm also willing to help anyone who wants help with English.

Thinking

Reading
-Comic Books
-News Magazines
-Articles on theoretical physics

Writing
Wikipedia-su​rfing
Reflecting on history
Mocking Quantum Physics
Researching random topics
Collecting stamps
Theology
Time Travel

They Might Be Giants
Weird Al
Eminem
My Chemical Romance
Mariah Carey

Lucky Number Slevin
My Blue Heaven
The Breakfast Club
Mean Girls

I stopped watching TV 6 years ago.

The Encyclopedia​ Brown series
    Around the World in Eighty Days
    20, 000 Leagues Under the Sea
    The Outsiders
    Catcher in the Rye
    The Hitchhiker Series
    Fight Club
    The Harry Potter Series
"Surely​ You're Joking, Mr. Feynman!"​
Tao Te Ching
The Essential Chuang Tzu
The Hitchhiker's​ Guide to the Galaxy "Trilogy"​
The Cartoon History of the Universe Vols 1-3
Making the Corps
The Princess Bride
Cartoon History of the Modern World

"That's​ un-possible!"​

"I know, right?"​