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So there was this little alien and her girlfriend in a far far away galaxy, it was late, so she stayed at his house. she was very smart, he was kind of stupid but hey, it´s just how it has been like for allways, women tend to be smarter than men.
So, although they were dating for about, 3 alien months (it´s like 85 earthlings days) he was still nervous when he was alone with her, and he thought that this could be THE DAY (he was specting sex) so, he told her: ¨bip bup bup brbrbrbr¨ (hey, do you want to see a magic trick) and she responded: ¨bop bip bip. brbrbrbr¨ (yes) so he took an atom and split it, creating this big, huge explosion which consequently led to their death.
so what does this story means: never trust a horny alien u.u
Next. Music, well it depends on the genre, heavy music makes me smile and imagine a lot of things.. jazz and latin music makes me more melancholic.
memories, my first concert i went w/ my best friends of my city, AC/DC, best day ever.
Lies, sometimes i say im a funny guy.
flaws: a very long list, ¨God has a very weird sense of humour, and i´m his best joke¨
Favorite scent: Stout Beer.
My childhood was awesome, but i´ve been always kind of shy so i didnt have a lot of friends (elementary was kind of hard) but i had very good friends where i lived, so that taught me to always keep my friends close.
coffee or good conversations keep me up at night, sometimes work.
insecurities and fears.. also a long list.
so, now that i wrote all this... what´s up?
So there was this little alien and her girlfriend in a far far away galaxy, it was late, so she stayed at his house. she was very smart, he was kind of stupid but hey, it´s just how it has been like for allways, women tend to be smarter than men.
So, although they were dating for about, 3 alien months (it´s like 85 earthlings days) he was still nervous when he was alone with her, and he thought that this could be THE DAY (he was specting sex) so, he told her: ¨bip bup bup brbrbrbr¨ (hey, do you want to see a magic trick) and she responded: ¨bop bip bip. brbrbrbr¨ (yes) so he took an atom and split it, creating this big, huge explosion which consequently led to their death.
so what does this story means: never trust a horny alien u.u
Next. Music, well it depends on the genre, heavy music makes me smile and imagine a lot of things.. jazz and latin music makes me more melancholic.
memories, my first concert i went w/ my best friends of my city, AC/DC, best day ever.
Lies, sometimes i say im a funny guy.
flaws: a very long list, ¨God has a very weird sense of humour, and i´m his best joke¨
Favorite scent: Stout Beer.
My childhood was awesome, but i´ve been always kind of shy so i didnt have a lot of friends (elementary was kind of hard) but i had very good friends where i lived, so that taught me to always keep my friends close.
coffee or good conversations keep me up at night, sometimes work.
insecurities and fears.. also a long list.
so, now that i wrote all this... what´s up?
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Today is great weekend cause I went to saw Harry Potter. =]
I'm Sandy.
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