Complex but fun-loving easy-listeni​ng INTP jack-of-all-​trades looking to converse with unique, open-minded individuals from different cultures/bac​kgrounds with unusual life experiences.​ Sound like you? I am interested in hearing different points of view, knowledge-sh​aring, solving all of life's mysteries such as world hunger and why men have nipples. Currently at a crossroads in life (actually more of a roundabout).​ Seem to have left the badly-folded​ map in the boot of the locked car with the keys in the ignition and the engine running. For those who were waiting for the latest installment.​.. I have now left my czech wilderness hut and have moved back to Prague proper. I am working again in recruitment,​ so may be posting jobs in the 'request' section of my profile to save the horrendous fees that Monster.com charge.
Sorry to say that there aren't too many requests for 'business service negotiators'​ these days, but I'll see what I can do.

I would especially like to hear from scammers, spammers, and business service requestors. I have lots of money, lots of time, and I am very gullible. Oh, and if you are a scammer then CONGRATULATI​ONS!!! YOU ARE THE 999,999TH PERSON TO VISIT MY PROFILE.! Put a loaded gun to your head, pull the trigger, then click HERE to claim your instant prize!

I would also like to hear from people who claim that they enjoy 'laughing', 'music', and 'having a good time with friends'. There are so few people in the world like this, and I would like to learn more about these curious pastimes.

In case you haven't figured it out yet, and are thinking of writing an email with 'Hi, how are you?', the answer is 'Hi, fine thanks.'

But you're better than that, right? :)

Oh, and see my notes section for updates on nipple theories and baguette crises etc.

I will be happy to accept large sums of money to translate to/from any of the languages I know. Rates upon request; I will gladly provide a discount if you can make me laugh, but please - no naked photos.

Sports - generally anything with a ball (football, tennis, table-tennis​, quidditch, bowling, pool, volleyball, get the idea?)
Games - chess, backgammon, cards, scrabble, leapfrog, etc.

When I get the chance I also enjoy dithering, pottering, and procrastinat​ion. Nothing like a good dither I always say.

I am a spiritual vegetarian, in that I wholehearted​ly agree with the vegetarian philosophy and way of life, while at the same time thoroughly enjoying a good steak, sausage, burger, etc. This is not an easy thing to come to terms with, so I have solved the problem by not thinking about what I am eating, but rather savouring the succulency, mouth-wateri​ngly delectable flavour and juiciness of the cow/pig/chic​ken/sheep/ca​t in question. When, as sometimes happens, my mind flits to where my supper came from, I quickly (but bravely I think) adopt the vision that the burger etc. is in fact a vegetable. A 'fruit of the cowtree', if you will.

My other interests include penguins, contemplatio​n, and stealing random objects.

Generally I am more into songs with meaningful lyrics.

However, in no particular order of preference..​.
Duran Duran, Beatles, Presley, Pulp, Radiohead, Coldplay, Moby, Buddy Holly, Abba, Madonna, Suede, Michael Jackson, Seal, Cranberries,​ Phil Collins, Billy Joel, Human league, Madness, Oasis, Blur, Sleeper, Robbie Williams, REM, Queen, Bob Dylan, Rolling Stones, Manic Street Preachers, Pink Floyd, Paul McCartney, U2, Eurythmics, Police, Elton John, Dire Straits, Blondie, Manu Chau, Culture Club, Monkeys, John Lennon, Crowded House, George Michael, Bob Marley... Not that I'm into mainstream music or anything...

Star Wars, Good Will Hunting, The Big Lebowski, Fight Club, Click, Back to the Future, Notting Hill, Memento, Terminator, The Bourne ..., Beautiful Mind, more to follow.


Oh, I would be happy to play "Betwee​n Your Legs" with anyone who is willing. If you don't know what this is, all you have to do is think of a film title and insert the words "Betwee​n your legs".

e.g. Good Will Hunting Between Your Legs.
Saw Between Your Legs
A Fistful of Dollars Between Your Legs
Fahrenheit 911 Between Your Legs
Batman Begins Between Your Legs
Never Say Never Between Your Legs Again
Dr Between Your Legs No (you will find Bond movies work exceptionaly​ well)
Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom Between Your Legs
A Fish Between Your Legs Called Wanda
The Unbearable Lightness of Being Between Your Legs
Between Your Legs Breathless

Ok, over to your creative genius. All entries gratefully received :)

Star Trek TNG, British Comedies, Moonlighting​ (remember that one?), Simpsons, more later...

The ones that turn the pages by themselves.


Failing that:
Les Fleurs du Mal, Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy,

Carpe piscis - Sieze the fish.

Quotes always sound better to me when you mix them up:-

A bird in the hand gathers no moss.

A stitch in time laughs longest.

He who laughs last catches the worm.