We need to resuscitate Lenin first – he’ll talk some sense into Uncle Joe. No point blowing the world up. We need it. So the first thing we need to do is find a defibrillator. You can sneak into Lenin’s tomb and hide until everyone has gone. Then resuscitate him. Better take some food with you because he’s bound to be hungry and thirsty. Then, when they come to open up the tomb, you both overpower the guards and make a run for it. I’ll have a helicopter waiting in Red Square.