Hi glad to see your profile. Warm greetings from indonesia :)

Sounds like schools pretty much anywhere though, they want to look good so they do everything in their power to look good. Even if some people that shouldn't have gone through actually do. I can see how it's tough if your parents won't help you out, I won't get any help besides encouragement and such. Good thing tuition is free here though.

Yeah, you don't really look like a guy anyways. I do drink soda when I'm at friends and such because I'm lazy, but I never buy it myself. Fruit though I almost buy too much off, I might need to cut back on it because it's so bloody expensive here. And with skiing I guess you mean downhill or? Because cross country is the shit.

FIREFLY IS THE BEST DAMN TV SERIES EVER. I'm so mad at Fox for cancelling that show, god dammit. Castle is a lot of fun, however they do love cliffhangers and that gets pretty annoying. And read the books. Just do it. For me?

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Good thing I never post things on Instagram. I'm sure you'd be all over that.

It's just the Canadians that fascinate me, eh? Honestly, I'd go there purely for the nature, all I want to see in the US is the Grand Canyon and that's all I can come up with. I'm sure there's lots of great things, but Canada just looks really enticing. "Luckily" my looking-age has caught up to my actual age, when I was 18 people though I was 20+, but now most people guess that I'm 22/23. However I am really wise.

Beer is an acquired taste, as with pretty much anything. Just don't get too much into cheap beer and stuff, they are nothing compared to the proper stuff. And Civ V? Awesome, me and my brothers play it all the time. I'm currently playing as Napoleon and I'm winning the game culturally, all the nations in the game are under my power. Mwahaha.

Congrats on graduating and stuff. You're getting old. I'm still stuck between studying and going out traveling again, the more I think about it the more unsure I get. First world problem I guess. Dorms are fun though, I love 'em.

I haven't really tasted Kitkat in forever though, I'm not really much of a candy or soda person. If I get my choice I'll normally take fruits and water. Unless I'm not the one buying, then I'll eat anything. But yeah, Kvikklunch is amazing. Perfect snack when you're out skiing in the woods in the winter.

I haven't really watched Game of Thrones since before I left for Asia so a year and a half now, but at least I've read the books so it's not like I'm missing out. But I watch Castle religiously. But that's because of Nathan Fillion. *swoon*

Germans can obviously be romantic, but the language doesn't really lend itself too much to romantic conversations in my mind. You either have the really angry way of talking or it sounds like something out of a terrible 80s porn.

And no, my mom is definitely not hip or happening. She has trouble with every single feature that her iPhone has. Can't figure out where her photos are, can't find contacts, can't write emails, can't send photos on Instagram etc. I am her 24/7 phone support guy (pun intended). I just stalk people on Instagram.

Well, overseas for me wouldn't be America I think. I want somewhere more exotic. Like Canada. Or China or Korea or something. I'll decide in due time. You're going to school way earlier than me though. I'll be like a wise sage full of wisdom by the time I start. Damn kids these days.

And wut. Really? Never tried alcohol before? You're either going to get so shitfaced you'll puke everywhere or somewhere in that zone. Dunno, I love beers, but it's a bit of an acquired taste. Gotta try something else than Budweiser, like a Nøgne or Rochefort. They're great. But yeah, can't wait to hear all about innocent you going nuts, hah.

Oh thank you very much! I've been studying it for 3 months already. I only knew some basic words and I've been trying hardly to remember chinese letters. It's quite hard, but since I found mandarin is a unique language, I'm more than willing to learn it!
So, where are you planning to go for study? Is it beijing, guangzhou, shanghai, or somewhere else?

Oh, right, I keep forgetting about the stupid character limit. I think I mentioned how there's quite a few girls on Tinder whose age is listed as 19 and then their profile says they are 15. I hope nobody hits on that. And then I can't remember anything else, probably nothing important.

You're sure though? You kinda look like a candy person, you know... fat and everything. Kitkat is just weird, I prefer Kvikklunsj, which is probably not in America. I tried to give the guy a break but he broke himself so meh, doesn't matter. We could do something like that though, hit the forests somewhere and see who survives for the longest.

Doctor Who is pretty fun, I haven't seen everything yet but I'm not obsessive over it like some of my friends are. I'm terrible at watching TV, I haven't even watched season 3 of Game of Thrones. Oh well.

Yeah, we actually talked about that among some of my friends. I guess you've heard about Belle Knox thing that happened recently? Most my friends agreed that selling your body for education sounds like a great idea. So after that discussion we realised that we are all man whores in our circle. German is too ugly of a language to ever seriously tell somebody you love them, if somebody did it to me I'd probably burst out laughing. Sorry Germans.

No selfies on your Instagram? Lies. I demand proof. My mom actually gets more likes than me on Instagram. I should post more salads and shit. And yeah, hopefully I'm going to start this autumn. I've applied for local universities, Oslo and Bergen. And then hopefully study overseas as well.

I didn't mean if you were a druggie, haha. I too want to be careful about my liver and stuff, but heck, gotta drink and stuff. Can't be too boring. I'm sticking to psychostimulants, nothing like heroin. I've actually heard about the airport, apparently it's one of the most creepy airports around. If I recall correctly.

I'm too lazy to check for characters. Here goes nothing!

I am a true Norwegian, just disregard the fact that my mom is an American citizen. I'm actually not big on candy, sorry. You can have it. I'd never heard of him but after some googling I've decided I wouldn't make the best McCandless because I'm not a bloody moron. I actually know a thing or two about surviving in the wilderness, I'd still probably die an agonizing death but I'm not that stupid. You're free to join if you want to.

Real cowboys exist? I haven't really traveled too much in my Tardis but I've never seen a legit cowboy before. Not that I really want to either.

I guess you didn't throw enough money at the application. Did you try bribing them? I've heard money solves everything in America. Top 1%? You're literally the 1%, lolol. GPA doesn't really tell me much though, I've never bothered to try to understand the American grading system. It sounds weird. So you shoulda worked dat booty instead of being a nerd? We don't really have full-ride scholarships here, I don't really even know if we have any big scholarships. We probably do, but oh well. I get your annoyance though. Und ja, ich liebe dich.

To be honest, I'm not really sure why so many cats had their tails stumped. I'm just assuming it's a thing there, not a genetic trait but I don't really know. Never saw any pregnant dogs though, saw tons of stray dogs though. And I had to pet most of them. I hate selfies though, haha, and I don't really use Instagram for things besides following NASA, I've barely posted anything there. It's going to be a long way out though, can't have pet in student dorms and things. But one day™.

Not that my family would ever accept the drugs... but it's the thought that counts, eh? You don't really strike me as someone that would do drugs, your GPA is too high for that. I don't know much about Colorado, you haven't really sold me on it yet.

Dammit. I was posing and everything here. :( And definitely, I've seen quite a lot of 20 year olds that blatantly say in

Hello Kylie! I'm Lala! Oh you can speak mandarin! Would you mind to share a conversation with me? I've been looking for someone who can speak mandarin and english as well. Please mind to help me. Xie xie :)

That would be funny, but I can only live off fish and berries before craving some proper food. Like fish and po... crap. I mean potatoes and fi... damn. Well whatever. I would need candy soon.

Seriously? Shit, my whole view of you just crumbled. No wonder you're no rocket at school. Anyhow, that still sounds incredibly corny. Like super ******* corny. Holy shit, I can't comprehend how people can wear that and actually think it looks good. Unless you look like Ryan Gosling it won't.

I don't really know any universities in the states besides the really famous ones so it doesn't really tell me much, haha. But fair enough. Not so smart as I imagined then. It's a bit complicated, our teacher in 8-9th (13-14 years old) grade was awful and didn't teach us anything and in 10th the teacher tried to cram 3 years of German into one. And then in high school the school decided that we couldn't have basic German and instead should have intermediate German so something like 70% of our class got just above failing it...

Inbreeding is cute? Yeah, that is so adorable! But yeah, I know some breeds have a mutation that makes their tails stump, like the Manx cat. But I just saw too many cats in Asia where their tales were cut off. Muchkins are hilariously cute. I like 'em. Not as much as Ragdolls, but oh well.

Well that came out of nowhere. We couldn't get married or something if your dad gives away enough money to get your life started? I think that sounds way better than study loans. But yeah, your cousin and wife sounds like a lovely couple. At least I share my drugs with friends and family. And yeah, I'm not that blind to sarcasm, I just have a tendency to be boring and answer very matter-of-fact on things.

Hurray! Welcome to the 21st century! Now you can finally get dick pics on Snapchat and get hit on by awkward people on Tinder... wait, you're not old enough. Oh well.

You are so mean. I had to take a month of just to cool down from you.

At any rate, my mom only lived there until she was two and was there a year as a au pair. So she sounds like the stereotypical Norwegian trying to speak Norwenglish. It's funny. But since my mom is Norwegian, can I say that you're cheating on Chinese with a Chinese mom? I think that would be fair. Are they seriously wearing cowboy hats? Jeez. Do some wear fedoras as well and call girls m'lady?

You have one example to try to downplay how Asian you are? Yeah, sorry. Next you'll complain about all your peers at Harvard or something being soooo smart. Sure thing buddy. But I know how that is, I've bombed quite the amount of tests myself. Especially German. Urgh. I would've thought that they knew about that beforehand though.

Eh, I don't think so. I just automatically think about abused cats and stuff. I do think munchkin cats are freaking adorable though. And really hilarious.

Yeah, I've read Freakonomics, haha. And I think I've heard about it somewhere on a podcast as well. I just know that sumo wrestling is srs bsns. Colour me surprised, money make people greedy and corruptible. At least I'm poor and honest. And yeah I know that your environment can play a big role in shaping you, but I don't think it could've helped with me being colour blind :P

Still stuck in the past with a clam phone then? Still don't know how you survive. If I lost my phone I'd probably go down the tubes pretty quickly. Almost scary how dependent you get, haha.

Well I USED to listen to fallout boy, when i was in like 7th grade lol and nope, dont like a single song. Go see vampire weekend. Dont even think about it. Buy tickets. Do it. Seriously.. have you bought them yet? Why not. Do it. Ticketmaster.com.