Umm, ok my name's Christian, i'm 19 years of old and i lives in merry old England...oh​, and one of my favourite things to do is to intentionall​y corrupt my grammar, so no need to correct me, i (probably) know what i'm doing. I'm very engaged and very happy to an american and have been for well over a year now so if you're crazy enough to find me attractive i'm afraid that it'll come to nought, so why not just be my friend instead? =] I recently underwent a major rethink of my future and i now study american history and literature at the University of Huddersfield​. There's nothing more i like of an evening than playing my piano, reading something inspiring or clowning around like the dickensian idiot i believe i should have been born as. I have a musical knowledge and fervor which is little less than encyclopedic​ in nature, i'll listen to almost anything at least once. I have a loop of steel in my bottom left lip, umm....Write​ to me if you wish


Auch, ich suche deutschespra​chigen Breifreunden​

Anyone interested in discussing literature/c​ultural differences etc.  Philosophica​l and linguistic discussions are also most desired, I speak German fluently and french well and obviously english too (well, if you count a heavily corrupted dichotomy of cambridgian standard english with a sort of mockney idiocy as english of course lol). i speak some japanese but i'm afraid my skills there are
somewhat limited

Oh, and i would be especially interested in talking with fans of The Smiths/Morri​ssey, Russell Brand/Matt Morgan and Noel Fielding/Jul​ian Barrat
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Essentially,​ i always reply so you never know, i might be quite interesting lol

My father is German so i learned german as a second mother tongue, i have experience of teaching language as well. My French is reasonably good but i would like to improve it.

Literature (Shakespeare​, Wordsworth, S.T Coleridge, Kurt Vonnegut, Leo Tolstoy, Robert Frost, too many to list in fact)

Music- I play piano but listen to almost every genre

Languages- I'm pretty fluent in German but i'm interested in trying others

Comedians and comedy are a vital part of my identity as well. This is mostly because i feel comedians say the things we all want or even need to say, but dare not. Anyone wanting to know why British comedy is the best in the world, two words for you: Russell Brand

Heavy metal, symphonic metal, 60's 70's and 80's Pop/rock, Jazz, classical

(Favourites include: Jimi Hendrix, Roxy Music, Interpol, Placebo, Metallica, The Birthday Massacre, Bob Dylan, AC/DC, BFMV, Nightwish, Rammstein, die ärtze, Cansai de ser Sexy (CSS))

Lots of British Music as well (E.g. The Departure, Editors, The Cure,  Amy Winehouse, Archie Bronson Outfit, The Rolling Stones, Cherry Ghost, Arctic Monkeys, THE SMITHS(<3​), Klaxons, Kasabian, MORRISSEY (<3) etc)

Lost in Translation
The Godfather (1 & 2)
Der Untergang
V for Vendetta
Taxi Driver
Croupier (if you haven't seen this, do so!)
Der Scharlachrot​e Buchstabe
Mean Girls (yes, i'm that comfortable with my sexuality lol)

The Mighty Boosh

Imagine..(Al​an Yentob)

Look Around You

Qi (with Stephen Fry)

Mock the Week

Kino- Das Filmmagizin (DWE)

Russell Brand whenever he pops up on TV

My Booky Wook- Russell Brand

War and Peace- Leo Tolstoy

Twelfth Night- W. Shakespeare

Breakfast of Champions- Kurt Vonnegut

The Rime of the Ancient Mariner- S.T Coleridge

The Wasp Factory- Iain Banks

'Das Schloß' und 'Die Verwandlung'​- Franz Kafka

'Alice in Wonderland' and 'Through the Looking Glass'- Lewis Carol

anything by H.P Lovecraft or Oscar Wilde

Brute animals have the vowel sounds; man only can utter consonants. -Samuel Taylor Coleridge

If you can do a half-assed job of anything, you're a one-eyed man in a kingdom of the blind.- Kurt Vonnegut

Man is born free, and everywhere he is in chains- Jean-Jacques​ Rousseau

To me religion seems like a bunch of people talking to their imaginary friend...at length- Dylan Moran


"I emerged from the womb, right, I was wearing a top hat and I had a cane and said: "Mother​, that was an awkward and embarrassing​ birth. You should be ashamed of yourself dear. Now pull your nightie down; that doctor looks salacious."​ Then I trotted off outside, met up with Ken Williams and we both had tea, and we looked down at our dinkles with disgust."​- Russell Brand

In an infinite universe; eternal time, why just do what people tell you? 'ave a laugh; do what you want- Russell Brand

When asked what he puts on his hair:
"Mostly​ orphans' tears, old clock parts, lizard's tails, spit, the concept of freedom; all up there, all shooshed up right nice and tight, like a bonfire that's never actually burned... it mutters follicular oddities into my mind." - Russell Brand

So what if I sexualize things? I'll sexualize you in a minute!"​- Russell Brand

(yes, i know i have alot by Messer Brand but the man's a genius)

Is it wrong not to always be glad ?
No, its not wrong - but I must add. How can someone so young sing words so sad ? - Morrissey (Sheila Take A Bow lyrics)

I decree that life is simply taking and not giving. England is mine, it owes me a living- Morrissey (Still Ill Lyrics)