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MyNameIsWilliam   

William, 24 y.o.
Karis, Finland [Current City & Hometown]

Learning

Looking for

Friends
Flirting and romance

Occupation

Bean work

Relationship status

Single


Joined 7 years ago, profile updated 2 months ago.

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Reply - Conversation - Feb 8
In the quaint town of Stardust Springs, Edna, an 87-year-old maven of mischief, set her sights on the moon. Armed with a giant space syringe fueled by a $2.5 million investment, she and her sidekick/husband, Norman, aimed to extract moon oil and strike it rich.

Little did Edna know, Pastor Patrick and moon miner Chris had conspired in holy lunar matrimony to deceive her. Sensing the scam, Edna decided to give Chris a run for his space money. With a twinkle in her eye and a promise of Bitcoin riches, she led Chris through a labyrinth of nonsensical antics, creating what she called the "Gauntlet."

As Chris stumbled through Kraken support, facing questions about intergalactic cheese preferences and the proper way to moonwalk, the truth emerged. Moon miner Chris and Pastor Patrick were nothing more than lunar tricksters. Edna, not one to be outwitted, banished them into the cosmic abyss.

With the scammers sent packing, Edna and Norman celebrated their victory by indulging in a feast of boiled bread and overnight oats topped with a peculiar dollop of mayonnaise chocolate cake. Amidst the laughter and cosmic joy, a peculiar character named Richard, donning shoes on his head, emerged from Chris' abandoned spaceship.

Ever the prankster, Edna, with a sly grin, asked Richard to spell "icup." As he fell into the age-old trap, Edna exclaimed, "Disgusting!" and with a flick of her lunar cane, she launched Richard into the star-studded void, ensuring the lunar legacy of laughter and mayonnaise-flavored victory lived on.
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Reply - Conversation - Jan 16
Happy birthday to me
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Reply - Conversation - Dec 6
Happy Finnish Independence Day 🇫🇮
Reply - Conversation - Dec 1
Reply - Conversation - Nov 28
Rewatching breaking bad for the hundredth time
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Reply - Conversation - Nov 27
Dirty bean water😋
Reply - Conversation - Nov 17
Crows lifts weights so they can stay buff
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