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Little did Edna know, Pastor Patrick and moon miner Chris had conspired in holy lunar matrimony to deceive her. Sensing the scam, Edna decided to give Chris a run for his space money. With a twinkle in her eye and a promise of Bitcoin riches, she led Chris through a labyrinth of nonsensical antics, creating what she called the "Gauntlet."
As Chris stumbled through Kraken support, facing questions about intergalactic cheese preferences and the proper way to moonwalk, the truth emerged. Moon miner Chris and Pastor Patrick were nothing more than lunar tricksters. Edna, not one to be outwitted, banished them into the cosmic abyss.
With the scammers sent packing, Edna and Norman celebrated their victory by indulging in a feast of boiled bread and overnight oats topped with a peculiar dollop of mayonnaise chocolate cake. Amidst the laughter and cosmic joy, a peculiar character named Richard, donning shoes on his head, emerged from Chris' abandoned spaceship.
Ever the prankster, Edna, with a sly grin, asked Richard to spell "icup." As he fell into the age-old trap, Edna exclaimed, "Disgusting!" and with a flick of her lunar cane, she launched Richard into the star-studded void, ensuring the lunar legacy of laughter and mayonnaise-flavored victory lived on.