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I write jokes for dogs. I smoke, but only because I'm so heterosexual, that I need to keep something phallic in my mouth to keep balance. I pretend to be Vietnam veteran at the children's matinees.
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Две руки, две ноги плюс голова, способная на леденящий душу креатив. :)
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I started to study English. I will be grateful if you will help me this.
If you learn Russian and you want to use or develop your language skills I help as I can.