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You're on my profile so SHUT UP AND LISTEN TO ME ! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ! (shut the **** up Brice for real, just, be quiet)
Well, I guess I should start by saying "Hello" but I won't, so I'm gonna say "Bagpipe". Yeah it doesn't make any sense but I don't care, it's my profile, I do what I want to do. Deal with it *puts his sunglasses on*
*cough* Let me introduce myself now, it might be interesting (or not) but humph... whatever, it's up to you
So my name is Brice. Thank you for coming to my TedTalk.
I always wear a beret and a stripped jersey with my non existent mustache. I always have with me a baguette (hon hon hon le baguette) and a bottle of wine. The previous sentences are completely untrue. Or maybe not. Who knows ? I was living in a little village near of La Rochelle in the West of France (between Bordeaux and Nantes). I'm an introvert, shy guy and have issues being talkative. It's just harder to make new friends now 'cause it's getting worse as the time pass. I don't feel comfortable in large group, I just keep my mouth shut and wait for this moment to finish.
I have a lot of qualities. I am... eeeeeh...no. But I... nope. I do have qualities but they're unknown, unfortunately. Or they do not exist. I don't know.
I'm graduated from a bachelor degree in Transport and International Logistic.
Worked for almost 2 years near London as an AOG freight forwarder and now I am currently working as a freight forwarder (live animals and perishable) at NNR Global Logistics next to one of Paris' airport.

I hope someone could help me to improve my Polish as it is on an awful level. Send help.

Football for sure as I've been practicing it since I'm 6 (still garbage though) but I enjoy others sports.
Video games. A lot of them.
Other countries culture.
Procrastination.

Mostly rock, electro. Some other types as well.
Please, give some nice music groups.

I enjoy action movies most of the time and comedies. I enjoy as well martial arts movies, I find martial arts very fascinating.

HIMYM
How not to live your life
The Big Bang Theory
Suits
A lot of animes
Scrubs (Zach Braff ! o/ )
Kaamelott : a French TV show.
The Americans
Vikings
Dr.House
Dexter => definitely the best TV show ever, I'll miss it :<
Shameless (US)
Game of Thrones
Archer
The Flash
Breaking Bad
The Good Place
Watched quite a lot of animes back in the past, trying to get back into for the last couple months.

Not a big reader tbh. Read Harry Potter when I was younger. I can't remember the last time I read a novel.

"Faut pas respirer la compote, ça fait tousser" - Kadoc

"Gotta go fast" - Sonic

"Zura janai, Katsura da!" - Zura