I already have my own penis and a soulmate and I'm not looking for more of either.
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Now that that's out of the way: I'm a real person and if you are too and want  actual conversation let's be JUST FRIENDS! I prefer to voice chat because I like accents and it proves you're real.

I've recently moved from a condo in Las Vegas to a sort of hobby farm outside of a small town. It's been a heck of a trip and my life has taken a whole 180. I was previously a photographer on Fremont Street in Las Vegas and now I'm working two jobs (One as a shipping coordinator at a manufacturing plant and one as a stocker at a grocery store) and volunteering as much as I can so I may not get back to you as fast as I wish I could.

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I have a wide scope of interests including video games, reading (especially fanfiction), outdoor activities, maladaptive daydreaming, trying new foods and cooking. I'm open minded and willing to talk about/learn about pretty much anything except sex. I used to be a night owl, but now I get up with my chickens.

I  dumped a handful of selfies in my profile to show there's no cat-fishing happening. That's really me.

One thing that will make block you aside from blatant flirting : Trying to demand my attention within an arbitrary amount of time. I'm busy. I work two jobs and volunteer.

If you read this far you get to hear a secret- the penis is a tattoo and I'll show you if you ask nicely  LOL :)

People used to do this, but it hasn't happened in some time. you get real friend points if you actually read this far into my profile! When messaging the first time send me a "heart" in the style of your choice and tell me why you chose that one :)

Bonus points if your first message is also  interesting or funny- The winner so far extended an invitation to a cult!

Also, I have the app and love accents so I take voice texts too if you're comfortable to do that. I'm happy to send them back if you like mine!

I love trying new recipes. After my move I've gotten back to being very "outdoorsy" going on hikes and short camping trips.  I play a lot of Fallout. It's currently my only game obsession. I'm also an avid reader. I mostly like horror and science fiction (or especially if they're combined).

I like a wide range of music, but lately I've really been feeling "Dark Synth" music like Mr. Kitty and Trevor Something, but you know that quote that goes like "Strangers are just friends you haven't met yet"? That's how I feel about music! Another user introduced me to Seasick Steve and 10/10 I recommend him to you

Though I don't watch many I do like a comedy or musical now and then. Recommend me something you like!

I watch very little TV,  but I never get tired of re-watching the Stargates and Star Treks

I like to read fanfiction. When you read a book you get one perspective and one style on a story, but fanfiction gives you different perspectives and styles all on the same story. As far traditional books- I've read every Stephen King and I love reading autobiographies. I just read a biography of  Will rogers written in 1935 and it was really interesting though I wouldn't say i ever liked westerns

You have power over your mind — not outside events. Realize this, and you will find strength.”
Marcus Aurelius

“But I am very poorly today and very stupid and hate everybody and everything.”
Charles Darwin

"You found it offensive? I found it funny. That's why I'm happier than you."
Ricky Gervais

“Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I’m not sure about the universe.”
Probably not actually by Albert Einstein