I've always wanted a pet t-rex.

It's nice to be important, but it's more important to be nice.

My MBTI says that I'm an outgoing sunlover and that I hate people that post their MBTI.

When I'm bored, I randomly visit other people's profiles without texting them. I do the same when I'm not bored.

I talk to myself, because sometimes, I need expert advice.

People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day.

When I'm late, it's because I didn't want to come.

Everyone is entitled to my opinion.

I speak two languages in a conversation: facts and sarcasm.

People tend to block me for the most ridiculous reasons.
The latest one: I wasn't willing to disclose my workplace.

Here's a user review about me:
"Mmmm how to describe you in a sentence...
You might be someone that if someone asks "are you decent?", then you answer it like : "morally no, but I'm wearing pants if that's what you're asking" . Or someone who "tell me not to do something and i will do it twice and take pictures". kind of interesting."

If you don't reply to my messages, I will assume that you have been kidnapped by space ninjas. Just text me if you want to be rescued.

Also, if I don't text you, it's because space ninjas have deterred me from doing so.

Anyone here who speaks fluent dinosaur? Need to communicate with my pet t-rex.

I like sitting on the balcony while wearing a bathrobe and playing the harp just so that my neighbors have something to gossip about.

Music you've never heard of:

Phantom Power Music - Overpowered
Brand X Music - Don't Stop Screaming
CRZYSND - The Last Hope
Bad Style - Time Back

The ones with pictures and words, but I also like the ones without the pictures.

I followed a diet but it didn't follow me back so I unfollowed it.