One Asian girl asked me to send a selfie and I sent her this. She said "your beard is so scary" and quit the dialog. So I thought it would be fair to let you know this is how I look like 70% of the time and that guy on my pfp with a smooth face is a rare thing. Beware, asian girls, boo 😂

Breaking news: Cristiano Ronaldo died from the biggest butthurt in the history.

Idk if you are interested, but I'll be in a hiking trip for 10 days, so bye:)