I'm me...if you would like to know more, ask.

NOT INTERESTED IN:
1. sexy webcam sessions on skype or messenger - i'm actually a 600lb hairy male with 69ZZ man boobs...i'm a sexy beast, literally.
2. helping anyone out with money - i am broker than a crackwhore. ok maybe that's extreme, but you get my drift...i have no money!
3. being a step mother to anyone's children - hell, i can't even take care of my pet rock!
4. marriage negotiations involving livestock - but i'd sooooo consider it for a panda.
5. having someone love me for life - i'm wayyy too lazy for long term loving.
6. disgusting sex messages - really??? u really think u can get my attention by telling me u'd like to snowcap my mountains? yep, that just screams REPLY...


INTERESTED IN: meeting new people from all walks of life; talking about countries, cultures, history, whatever's fun. If interested in knowing more, drop me a line :)

NOTE: I'm originally from Trinidad & Tobago in the Caribbean but recently moved to Australia.

If you are a:
a) stalker
b) psycho
c) creep
d) scammer
e) weirdo
f) pervert
g) man whore
h) all of the above

please DO NOT MESSAGE ME (like you'd ever tell me the truth)...

Scuba diving, wakeboarding, fishing, hiking, reading, watching movies, travelling, bar hopping with friends, relaxing on the beach...

SOCA!!!!! Machel Montano HD, Kees the Band

Pink, Lifehouse, The Fray, Muse, Michael Buble, Jay-Z, Adele, Alicia Keys, The Script, Beenie Man, Matt White, Taylor Swift (but I'll never admit it to my friends!), Maroon 5, Lil Wayne, Andrea  Bocelli, Yiruma, Missy Higgins, Phillip Phillips

Schindler's List, The Pianist, Braveheart, The Shawshank Redemption, A Few Good Men, Gone with the Wind, Defiance,  Scarface, The Godfather (though I think part II was better!).

Criminal Minds, Family Guy, The Big Bang Theory, Law & Order: SVU

The Great Gatsby, How to Kill a Mockingbird, Pride & Prejudice. Great Expectations. Read all Robert Ludlum books. I love David Baldacci, Steve Berry, James Patterson.

Not to get technical...but according to chemistry, alcohol is a solution - anonymous (I'm sure this fool was drunk, but I totally agree!)