28 and still can't cook
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Actually, there are many things I can't. I can't talk to people in way making them think I'm not ridiculous. I can't hate people. I can't paint and write as well as I want to. I can't sing at all, but I love singing.

Please, DO NOT message me if you're looking for a romance or love.

I know I should have

the boogie town
Anna Jantar
Fool's Garden

Of Mice and Men
Anioły jedzą trzy razy dziennie
Timequake
Пикник на обочине

"The Universe has expanded so enormously," he said, "with the exception of the minor glitch it put us through, that light is no longer fast enough to make any trips worth takinkg in even the most unreasonable lengths of time. Once the fastest thing possible, they say, light now belongs in the graveyard of history, like the Pony Express.
  Now I ask this human being enough to stand next to me to pick two twinkling pionts of obsolete light in the sky above us. It doesn't matter what they are, except that they must twinkle. If they don't twinkle, they are either planets or satellites. Tonight we are not interested in planets or satellites."
  I picked two points of light maybe ten feet apart. One was Polaris. I have no idea what the other one was. For all I knew, it was Puke, Trout's star the size of a BB.
  "Do they twinkle?" he said.
  "Yes they do," I said.
  "Promise?" he said.
  "Cross my heart," I said.
  "Excellent! Ting-a-ling!" he said. "Now then: Whatever heavenly bodies those two glints represent, it is certain that the Universe has become so rarefied that for light to go from one to the other would take thousands of millions of years. Ting-a-ling? But I now ask you to look precisely at one, and then precisely at the other."
  "OK," I said, "I did it."
  "It took a second, do you think?" he said.
  "No more," I said.
  "Even if you'd taken an hour," he said, "something would have passed between where those two heavenly bodies used to be, at, conservatively speaking, a milion times the speed of light."
  "What was it?" I said.
  "Your awareness," he said. "That is a new quality in the Universe, which exists only because there are human beings. Physicists must from now on, when pondering the secrets of the Cosmos, factor in not only energy and matter and time, but something very new and beautiful, which is human awareness."
                                                              //my favourite part of "Timequake"