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— Being silly, joking like a 12-year-old
— Riding a motorbike slowly like a 120-year-old
— Watching incomprehensible videos about quantum mechanics and astrophysics
— Losing my will to live after thinking too hard about the upcoming technological singularity
— Petting small animals (with consent)
— Gazing out of windows
— Researching stupid crap on the internet
— Wandering aimlessly
— Observing large insects from a safe distance
— Laughing at meaningless memes
— Reading old-school naive sci-fi from previous centuries
— Taking blurry sunset pics with a phone
— Trying to find a deep meaning in cartoons
— Splashing in the sea like a child
— Assembling ugly furniture from trash
— Playing video games poorly but enthusiastically
— Wasting an ungodly amount of time fixing a vehicle that deserves to be set on fire
— Sampling every flavor of chips and ice cream in the country (for science)
— Learning weird nature facts to blurt out at inappropriate moments
— Building computers from scrap
— Making life plans I immediately forget
Things I don’t enjoy:
— Curling up in a corner and quietly weeping under the weight of existential dread
— Watermelon (don’t even bring it up)
— Falling off a vehicle
— Working instead of resting
— Witnessing the majestic stupidity and cruelty of humanity
— Not knowing who I’ll be when I grow up
— Reading visa requirements
— Cleaning the body of sea sand
— Being bitten by large insects or small animals without a reason
— Phone calls
— Being accused of violating social norms I didn’t agree to
— Feeling like an alien everywhere
If you made it this far, now you’re morally obligated to message me.
Not sure how to start a conversation? Neither am I. Try telling the dumbest joke you know
Requests
I'm looking for fun and interesting people to chat about all sorts of things. I’d like to practice my shaky English, make some friends, and maybe even stumble into something more. It would also be great to talk to someone who works in architecture or interior design, to share experience and possibly collaborate.
Language Exchange Requests
I’m learning English and would like to talk to native speakers.
I’ve also studied some German and Spanish, but my level isn’t good enough to hold a conversation yet :с
My native language is Russian, so if you’re learning it, we can talk in Russian too:)
Hobbies & Interests
A bit of everything:) I want to try it all, but unfortunately, I won’t have time for everything...
Favorite Music
Everything that vibes with me
Favorite Movies
Mostly science fiction
Favorite TV Shows
Science documentaries, travel shows
Favorite Books
Mostly science fiction too
Favorite Quotes
- Do you ever dream, Forrest, about who you're gonna be?
- Who I'm gonna be?
- Yeah.
- Aren't I going to be me?