Hello MTV and welcome to my crib.

Likes
- pranking coworkers
- not getting pranked myself 😐
- darts, guitar, BJJ, writing
- walking along fields in the summer

Dislikes
- waking up at 4:30am and swim through the Berlin morning working-people crowd
- Sunday evenings, I much rather like Friday mornings

Random information
- taurus is my zodiac sign
- was a personal trainer for a while (made my first "client" puke on the first day, it was hilarious)
- yet haven't watched dirty dancing, GoT, Star Wars and Marvel stuff
- am 183cm/6ft (0,00113636 miles)
- PEPSI light addiction
- hands are way too big
- childhood-trauma: never got a Gameboy, but some trashy Tetris gamething for like 2,99€

Just write literally anything other than hi or how r u. You can tell me why you hate me, for example

Español, Русский and English por favor, even tho I'm not learning any language at the moment
And I can help you with German of course

Hobbies
workout with weights
writing
learning the guitar
whittling
jogging
Brazilian Jiu Jitsu

Interests
Nazi Germany, WWII and history in general, psychology

American Beauty (1999)
American History X (1998)
Fight Club (1999)
Seven Samurai (1954)
The Gift (2015)
The Lion King (1994)
The Shawshank Redemption (1994)

Better Call Saul
Breaking Bad
Death Note
Detective Conan
Dragonball (Z)
Gomorrha
InuYasha
King of Queens
Narcos
Prison Break
Shin Chan
Steins;Gate
The Office (I am Jim)

Crime and Punishment (Dostoevsky, 1866)
Fatelessness (Imre Kertész, 1975)
Hard-Boiled Wonderland and the End of the World (Murakami, 1985)
Indignation (Roth, 2008)
South of the Border, West of the Sun (Murakami, 1992)

Nothing is so healing as the human touch - Bobby Fischer