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I am dead these last 57 years. That's no excuse for not writing to me. I like cakes and rain, especially puddles, wet leaves and Daleks.
I love chatting to real women and women who are gold diggers and very trashy. Can't get enough.
scammers. don't bother.
Requests
Mad cat women.
Military grade custard.
Level 5 cheese. OK, level 4 cheese if that's all you've got.
Language Exchange Requests
I can help with English and gibberish.
Hobbies & Interests
Saying "Minnnnnnggg" a lot. Screeching like a baby T Rex.
Favorite Music
Dead Can Dance, Still Corners, Khruangbin, Morcheeba, Kevin Morby, Nick Cave & the Bad Seeds, Eloy, St Vincent, Vangelis, Fever Ray, Loreena McKennit vaughn Williams, Allegri...
Favorite TV Shows
Digging for Britain
Beechgrove
Favorite Books
I can't read. You think I'm joking.
Favorite Quotes
When I say ugly, I don't mean rough-looking. (Stranglers)
Death is nothing (My cardiologist)
Everything is a weapon (My therapist)