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GARY FAULKNER 3:31 am UTC on June 28, 2010
Have you heard of this dude from Colorado named Gary Faulkner?
If you haven't it may be that you've been living under a rock, he has.

Gary Faulkner was recently picked up by Pakistani authorities after he was found along the Afghanistan and Pakistan border carrying a pistol, sword, dagger, night vision goggles, and a map.

He's not in the military or any other intelligence service from what's been reported.
He's neither Pakistani nor Afghan.
He's just a long haired, bearded, 50 year old white dude from the USA.

So what have you done or are  planning to do on your summer vacation?

GARY FAULKNER WENT OSAMA BIN LADEN HUNTING FOR HIS.

Thats right! When picked up he told authorities that this was his 7th trip to Pakistan and he thinks he know's where he can find bin Laden.

GARY FAULKNER HAS BIG COJONES.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=

There's a hill nearby where I live that people hike and that I myself have always talked about hiking but still haven't.
And, there's also neighborhoods nearby that because of the risk of bodily harm I have never been to.

Gary Faulkner traveled thousands of miles to kill the FBI's MOST WANTED TERRORIST.

Did I say GARY FAULKNER HAS BIG COJONES?!

Every politician that gets up in front of the cameras and gives us their best patriotic speech about supporting our troops and killing terrorist wherever they're found can now just sit down and shut the hell up.

This cat Faulkner may turn out to be a little strange upstairs and he has a criminal record having been arrested 10 times in the past.
Also, someone might want to tell him that Paki is not a politically correct term, haha.
But, that's exactly what our intelligence agencies need, people a little touched in the head who have a checkered past.

I don't want MR. & MRS. SMITH doing the tango in tuxedo and cocktail dress.

I want GARY FAULKNER with only a pistol, sword, dagger, and dream.

This 4th of JULY I'll offer up a toast to you Mr. Faulkner while I celebrate the birth of our nation that was founded by dudes like you who were often outnumbered and outgunned but never out BIG BALLED.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=


WRITER'S UPDATE...09 JULY 2010

I can't believe this dude doesn't have a show on the same network as
DOG THE BOUNTY HUNTER...Yet.


7 comments

at 5:15 am UTC on June 28, 2010
I am from Idaho.. it's full of Gary Faulkner types.. By that, I mean touched in the head and carrying weapons. haha! (Sad but sort of true) Most of all I would like to say "well done Greg."
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Lakergregg 54Riverside
at 5:24 am UTC on June 28, 2010
Plus all those Gary Faulkner types in Idaho have a wife or ex-wife,hahahaha.
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at 6:21 am UTC on June 28, 2010
And the kids... don't forget the kids. haha!
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Lakergregg 54Riverside
at 6:24 am UTC on June 28, 2010
Did that last joke go over your head? OR... Did your reply go over mine?
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at 5:21 am UTC on June 29, 2010
You weren't by chance saying I am a crazy ex wife from Idaho..? haha!
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Mayakiva11 55Lancaster
at 2:42 am UTC on July 1, 2010
That was an entertaining one. But really, what is the deal with that guy?? Does he speak the native language? No need to answer, that was kind of a rhetorical question. I can't understand how he even got around or ate or drank or pissed or anything?? Where was he sleeping?? Certainly not at a Quality Inn! The whole thing really puzzles me. But like you, I do give him credit for having some chutzpah!
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bellaZ 37Plettenberg Bay
at 8:21 am UTC on July 1, 2010
hehehehe, this was rather fun to read (even though i support all the things you've mentioned) I think the world needs more Gary Faulkner kinda guys ;)
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