This is an "in progress" thing..And everyone is welcome to suggest anything..even your own words.. :D
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"Im thinking of re-inventing­ myself. first ill get me an afro toupee, and some buttock implants and wander round trying to look like one of shafts mates. I think i could pull that look off easy."
---Luke the Great :P

"Don't touch that squirrel's nuts! It'll drive him crazy!"

"Everything in this room is eat-able. Even I'm eat-able. But that is called cannibalism, my dear children, and is in fact frowned upon in most societies."
---Johnny Depp-Charlie & the Chocolate Factory

"I hope that someday we will be able to put away our fears and prejudices and just laugh at people."
---Jack Handey

“How does someone just start drooling? Chase? Were you wearing your short shorts?”
---H. L. (House)