You there! Yes you.
Aren't you a flirt yourself? Making yourself seem unavailable to single men who'd look to be more than friends. Don't deny that you clicked on my profile on purpose! What am I to say, when a beautiful girl visits my profile? Yes, I'd read your profiles. You, you, you, youyouyou and you guilty lot! And all you seem to want is someone who wouldn't flirt and isn't boring (someone to your taste, perhaps)? How is that even possible? But in truth, you're only weeding out the average looking persons, teasing us by clicking on our profiles to make us think we might have a chance. Cruel, & damn the double standards!

Well, maybe it's in my nature to flirt & not just talk? Have you ever given thought that we guys are more visual-driven and our nature in finding the perfect partner is very much relevant to interacting with females, especially the pretty ones? Why wouldn't we flirt? Don't get me wrong, males are also intellectual & we love to banter with our counterparts. I noted that you wrote, 'looking for friendship.' But whose to say, we can't be more than friends? Whose to say we won't be friends? Who gave you the rights to friendzone someone whom you have never spoken to?

I hate this girly defense mechanism, where girls think they're preventing themselves from another heartbreak. What? As far as I have gone, my harmless flirting has never gotten me into any serious relationships. Because all there is, was harmless flirting (No really, because I suck at it). Let me tell you, if things were to get more serious, we guys would be the first to let the females know our intentions. We'd begin by breaking out of our shells and telling them our feelings. But this, is just it. Harmless flirting. Nothing more. Yes, we might find you attractive, we might tell you your beautiful, and we might fall for you. Or not. And if you don't feel the same way, we'll move on, eventually.

What? You think us guys are desperate? But you do not know our life stories. Still, the fact that you girls have the immunity card to ward off average guys just because you think you can, really bugs me. Why can't we just be like kindergartners? They start playing and talk to one another without knowing their friends' names. That's how we should be... Life is more than just about flirting. Life is about being curious, and adventures to unfold. If you can't open up, then I'm sorry you can't join my adventure in seeking friends from around the world. Find your own adventure. This time, who's friendzoning who?

Sike! :P Sorry for the buzzkill. I'm not gonna bite you. I'm really on your profile, because I thought you were pretty, and maybe thought that we could have a smart conversation together (while also indulging in funny jokes here and there). All this rant because I'm here thinking, there are other far more good looking guys out there, who'd take less effort to write you and still have your attention. Douches. Yes, I'm insecure. Who wouldn't. Times 10, on the real world.

Signing off