I am aware how cringy this profile it's a relic of past me
I am not your kind
I should probably put a note here. I work 666 hours a week in a job that I love to death and beyond, so my replies will be sporadic - more so when I'm drunk.

Don't take me too seriously, I am so full of shit my eyes turned brown.
Too honest, INTP-A, true neutral, I once killed an innocent child, part time dick-head, chubby, level 23 Ukrainian born man child that's so sarcastic it's often received as mean spirited.
I was raised as an only child, my siblings didn't take it so well.
People often compare me to the beast from well, "The beauty and the beast"

Here's a funny lil short story, back when I was little I stole my dad's car keys and locked myself in my moms room, she and my dad kept banging on the door demanding I open and when I did they demanded to know what I was doing, they cried tears of soy when they found out I was trying to put my dads car keys in a power outlet because I thought I could drive the house and not playing with the ""Adult Toys"" in the lower drawer.


I also thought mustaches were really long nose hair, I wasn't the brightest crayon in the tool shed as they say..
My spirit was forged in snow and ice to bend like steel forged over fire,
I was not made to bend like reed or turn the other cheek.
I once slept 15 hours in a single day.
It wasn't an accident either, the killing.
I'm happily awaiting Ragnarok, I hope Hrym lets me steer his ship :3
And I'm a recovering vegetarian.
I'm also an anti abortion pro gun control neo-nazi lesbian rabbi.
Also also I have a receding anal hairline.





Also also also, when I was in highschool I used to do a lot of habitat for humanity and help build community houses for the homeless but instead of real nails I'd use these sugar studs that I'd get in novalty stores and after 4 months I'd check the news bam, 4 dead, 3 dead sometimes 7 at once.

I'M ******ING KIDDING !

Miss me with that political shit, kthx.

how about nAY

Beer
PornHub

Take a wild guess.

I'm theatrically disabled.

I lost my remote years ago so it only shows Skinemax.

I can't read.

"Bound by fate, inseparable by choice."
"I don't believe in Karma, if it were real I'd never win."
"Luck is a fools game and I know plenty of rich fools"
"You taught me hate, I'll teach you fear."
"Go outside, see people. Learn from their differences even if you don't agree with them because you might actually learn something."
"if you fall, I'll be there."
-floor
"If you don't have my back you can suck on my sack" - Foamy, Emperor of Man.