*Update Donald Trump sucks off farm animals.

Im just adding wee bits on as i go so if this looks all over the place then you will know why.

Ive now reached the ripe old age of 47. I dont feel hugely different than i did 20 years ago. Im fatter though, and ive slightly less teeth. One observation, though, hair. Why, when you age, does it suddenly stop growing on your head and start sprouting rapidly from your ears and nostrils? Why?  Is it exclusive to guys, does it affect women too?

More age related observations.
You know you are old, as a guy, when you go to the toilet for a pee and nothing happens for ages before,finally, it starts coming out. How does this happen?

Young folk. I genuinely have sympathy for them. They have zero ability to hold a conversation. You see them sat in bars or restaurants and they sit staring at their phones, ignoring each other. It's genuinely sad and as they age they have absolutely nothing to talk about, no experiences or funny stories to relate apart from "you should've seen this guy on tik-tok" or some other crap on Instagram. I'm glad I'm old and grew up in the 80s, I fear for the state of the place in 10/20 years.

Am i alone in never cleaning the bread knife? Why would you? Simply put it back in the drawer or the knife holder, or if you are feeling particularly fussy, a quick swipe across the front of your t-shirt. Its more than sufficient. Its not as if its caked in butter or anything.


Tattoos. Why? I get the smaller, symbolic ones but covering your entire body with ink. You will look marvellous lying in intensive care after a stroke with your faded tattoos. Ohh and folk with tattoos on their face - come on.

Sometimes when im bored i just take to Twitter, or X as its called nowadays and look for folk to start an argument with. It should be made an Olympic sport. I think that life is too short, so spend as much time arguing with strangers on the internet as possible.

I know nothing of Bitcoin and that is just how I like it. 

Winter is here. Ohh how i dislike the cold and damp winter we have in Scotland. Balancing the need to keep warm with the expense of turning up the heating. Those of you from warmer climes dont know how lucky you are but perhaps the leveller is that we dont have animals that can kill you.

I simply love dudes who have these painted/drawn on eyebrows these days. Such strange and amusing things. Why someone would want to have something that looks like  slugs living above your eye sockets?

I hate Lewis Hamilton more than any person in the entire world. He has the personality of a wet cardboard box.
Okay Update - apparently it was years since I updated this so let's see.

My cats still going strong, Covid has been and gone, though i keep getting vaccination letters, i think ive probably had enough of them for the time being, thanks.


*Update. Donald Trump is a wanker.

Okay - i promised an update when i was 32 and it has since been pointed out to me that i didnt bother my lazy fat ringpiece do do it so here goes.

So - we have established that im lazy. What other teency weency little bits of info do we need here?
I like coffee and i like tea.
I struggle for inspiration sometimes, particularly at moments like this where im struggling to fill this wee box with anything worthwhile so i reckon by ranting along needlessly it looks more full than it actually is.

Requests.
Okay - let me think.
I hereby request that you write to me, by order of me.
Write about anything and everything,whatever tickles your fancy.

Which basically translates into -
I have no requests

Och the usual stuff, sport and having the odd beer or two. Travelling. Anything else that ive forgotton too, but your maybe just better making the rest up as there is a chance whatever you think up will be something that i like, on the other hand, maybe not.
Another hobby of mine is killing insects. I love driving around the country and splattering flies etc on my car windscreen - it gives an enormous sense of satisfaction to see these little mites meet the Grim Reaper as a result of my actions

Anything expect that stinking rap crap. Not too big on classical either mind you but generally pretty broad tastes in music.

I hate books with big mongo writing. If you need books with giant daddy sized writing then get a better pair of glasses. The rest of us dont need to suffer.
I do read a lot though.

If ye flee wi the craws ye get shot wi the craws.
Ye can only pish wi the **** youve got.

Thats all for now folks