I'm not a bot , a pervert (uh..well, i guess i'm not completely a pervert...), a liar (well..i don't usually lie...okay, i'm a liar, but it was top quality lies).
i don't look after sex (i'm happy, thank you) , romance (i'm happy, thank you), or whatever kind of virtual weirdie thing including vids or pics of me nude taking my bath (Well, i could sell ones if you really are into this...cards or paypal only).
As a french, despite having a reputation to preserve, i take a shower every day, i eat bunches of croissants each day, i swallow hectoliters of wine for my lunch, and i never NEVER ever go outside without a béret (caps are banned, here)  and a piece of bread under my arm.

i usually don't bite but have a despicable humor (no waaay?!), and i try to do my best to keep of tiny level of intelligibility when i wrote...
As u've already seen, i've my own definition of being intelligible. :-)

If not scared (at least too much scared...), feel free to talk, write, send a letter full of insanities or a bomb...well, you got the idea ;-)


I were you, i won't...
A guy writing a text like this wasn't probably alone in his head.

I speak french like a native, and a decent english (if you dont' care about the grammar or the meaning of half of my sentences).
I'd like to pratice my english (i've learned a HUGE load of slang and very vulgar words i decently can't use at work until a want to quit).
I've learned Deutsh once... i've lost 90% of it... not daily used, so...
Same for Spanish...
So, i't d be great to pratice both.

Sailing, snorkeling, walking (yes, i walk like a God), yelling after my dog who just eat my shoes.
Each 4 or 6 months, i use all my prodigious energy starting a pharaonical projet, in a attempt to make this world a better place, or a last to try building something able to stand still without crushing someone.
The last one was to make my own soaps. Till today, nobody died from...i keep trying.

I don't care for politics, religious stuff, flatteners or reptilians (hope they won't read that...no, they surely won't...will they ?...Nahh...)

it goes with the mood, like everybody, no ?

Jaws.
Definately the best motivating movie to help somebody who want to learn to swim in open sea.

Breaking bad, peaky blinders, the walking dead... GOT (the end sucks, btw)... well, i know, i've got common tastes...

the count of monte cristo, harry potter saga, asimov, werber's, arthur c clarke's....well nearly everything who had a good story and entertain my imagination.
Telecom register sucks, by the way. I don't recommend it.

Just 5 minutes...i stay in bed just 5 minutes more...okay ?