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Beth
25
@crushedwaffle
Nicosia, Cyprus
Moscow, Russia
Russian
Greek
English
Italian
German
French
Polish
About Me
Hi, stranger!
I'm no astronaut, no Nobel prize winner, no wizard. Just your fellow human being. I do call myself an empress of pencils and erasers but that's only because I have a bachelor in Accounting, and that makes it sound cooler.
Music is everything, volleyball is... almost everything. The Simpsons are the reason why I don't go completely psycho on everyone all the time.
Oh, and snail mail - do message me if you're into that. Writing letters is awesome.
I'm no astronaut, no Nobel prize winner, no wizard. Just your fellow human being. I do call myself an empress of pencils and erasers but that's only because I have a bachelor in Accounting, and that makes it sound cooler.
Music is everything, volleyball is... almost everything. The Simpsons are the reason why I don't go completely psycho on everyone all the time.
Oh, and snail mail - do message me if you're into that. Writing letters is awesome.
Requests
I'm kind of tired of being nice to dumb people, so if I think that you're dumb, I'll block you. No offense.
Otherwise, I'd love to chat. I could help you with Russian, Greek, or English, if you wish. Try to incorporate the word "potato" into your first message, just so I know you've been here and read this.
If you want me to marry you, I'll save you the trouble and tell you no from now. Sorry if it breaks your heart.
Otherwise, I'd love to chat. I could help you with Russian, Greek, or English, if you wish. Try to incorporate the word "potato" into your first message, just so I know you've been here and read this.
If you want me to marry you, I'll save you the trouble and tell you no from now. Sorry if it breaks your heart.
Language Exchange Requests
I'd appreciate any help with Polish, Italian or French, and I'd love to help you if you're learning any of the languages that I speak.
Hobbies & Interests
Volleyball. Watching, talking about, writing about. Sometimes even dreaming about. If I have one talent, is the ability to make pretty much any conversation be about volleyball (but if you don't like it, I promise not to do it).
I don't hate cooking. I like reading and writing, and photography is also quite a pleasant activity. I usually prefer to be behind the camera though, not in front of it.
I also taught myself some programming, which is something I'm very proud of, and some video montage, too. Just as a hobby and would never make that a job, but it's fun when there's no pressure and no deadlines and I can just do whatever I want.
I don't hate cooking. I like reading and writing, and photography is also quite a pleasant activity. I usually prefer to be behind the camera though, not in front of it.
I also taught myself some programming, which is something I'm very proud of, and some video montage, too. Just as a hobby and would never make that a job, but it's fun when there's no pressure and no deadlines and I can just do whatever I want.
Favorite Music
Blue October
The Killers
The Hatters
Panos Mouzourakis
Snow Patrol
Nautilus Pampilius
Bi-2
Andrew Belle
Biffy Clyro
Noize MC
The Score
Of Monsters and Men
Mumford & Sons
Coldplay
The Killers
The Hatters
Panos Mouzourakis
Snow Patrol
Nautilus Pampilius
Bi-2
Andrew Belle
Biffy Clyro
Noize MC
The Score
Of Monsters and Men
Mumford & Sons
Coldplay
Favorite Movies
Back to the future
Some like it hot
Happy. Thank you. More. Please
Knocking on heaven's door
Groundhog day
Some like it hot
Happy. Thank you. More. Please
Knocking on heaven's door
Groundhog day
Favorite TV Shows
Arrow
How I met your mother
Everybody hates Chris
How I met your mother
Everybody hates Chris
Favorite Books
More than this, The rest of us just live here, The crow wife, A monster calls, by Patrick Ness
This is where I leave you, by Jonathan Tropper
Ubik, by Philip K Dick
The Lullaby, by Chuck Palahniuk
A Little Life, by Hanya Yanagihara
This is where I leave you, by Jonathan Tropper
Ubik, by Philip K Dick
The Lullaby, by Chuck Palahniuk
A Little Life, by Hanya Yanagihara
Favorite Quotes
And our dreams will break the boundaries of our fear (c) The Killers
We are lost 'til we learn how to ask (c) Snow Patrol
We are lost 'til we learn how to ask (c) Snow Patrol
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