I'm currently in my final year in getting my science degree in Astrophysics. You would think I'm a smart-ass and this is my what I've been dreaming of. Kids, had I known Astrophysics has nothing to with Astrology, I would not have gotten into this shit. I thought I would learn a lot of things about how Libra would deal with shits when they're broke, or how Virgo's first-time sexual intercourse would be. I was not a smart-ass. Just an ass.

My mom knows not so much about my campus life or how am I doing in college, I have never sent her my GPA report card either. The only thing that she continuously receives is my monthly credit card bill and my phone bill. That is why I never get any call / invitation to celebrate Christmas at home.

However, she keeps asking how in the world, his son can get straight As, be the top of his class, and still maintain this active unpaid standup comedy shows and be the joke of himself? Well, mom, you would say in God anything is possible, but I'd rather say, when you are lying, anything is possible.

I’m half French and half Indonesian, was born in Jakarta, but raised in France most of my times, and right now, I’ve always wanted to get back to my other roots, hence I want to learn Chinese!