I currently live in Portland, Oregon and I love this city. I moved here June 2012 and plan on never returning to the hell I came from (Virginia). I am a catparent to a very needy kitten named Lucifer. I live the childfree lifestyle, which means I do not have nor want kids... not now, not ever. So, kindly go away if you seem to think otherwise.

I am currently in community college, but all that is coming to an end soon.

--Most of the information in this profile is out of date--

Teri maa ki choot mei bun chhatri kholoo.
^If you understand that, please do not talk to me. JUST KIDDING.

Oh, if you want to add me as a friend, you should really message me/speak to me first. I don't normally like adding people I don't know.

I am a Native English speaker. If I can help you with anything, let me know.

Tons of stuff.

I like Terence McKenna, Existentialism, DMT, cats, pizza, beer, organic food, and B-movies.

Dead Can Dance, Orbital, Duran Duran, Skinny Puppy, Velvet Acid Christ, Wumpscut, Depeche Mode, Bauhaus, Joy Division, Chelsea Wolfe, etc.

Anything by John Waters or Alejandro Jodorowsky.

Religulous, The God Who Wasn't There, Fight Club, Choke, V for Vendetta, Natural Born Killers, Mysterious Skin, Trainspotting, Spun, Blow, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas

Breaking Bad, Weeds, HIMYM, Frasier, others.

I generally thumb through books versus reading front to back... So some of these I have yet to properly finish.

The Satanic Bible; Extraterrestrial Sex Fetish; Necrophilia Variations; Satan Burger; The God Delusion; The End of Faith: Religion, Terror, and the Future of Reason; Perversity Think Tank; Razor Wire Pubic Hair; The Menstruating Mall.

"I finally hit rock bottom and became a human toilet. It's hard 0n my knees, but I get to work on my people skills."
-An Internet porno


"No woman wants an abortion as she wants an ice cream cone or a Porsche. She wants an abortion as an animal caught in a trap wants to gnaw off its own leg."
-Frederica Mathewes-Green


"The moment the baby crowned I knew we had made a horrible mistake."
-True Dad Confessions


"Childbirth is no more a miracle then eating food and a turd coming out of your a$$."
-Bill Hicks


"The way to see by faith is to shut the eye of reason."
-Benjamin Franklin