Greetings Earthlings. And aliens. It's great to see this site still here even with all the changes in the modern world... I'd like to make friends with animals, vegetables and minerals of any shapes and colours, and in particular I welcome anyone who needs help moving their millions out of war-torn countries, or people with cheap software to sell, or anyone with good supplies of little blue pills (don't try the red ones!), or maybe you just want to get married to some random soft toy whose picture you have seen on the net, or perhaps you just want to know if I will be your friend.  Like everyone, I really enjoy receiving such mails, they make my day.

But if you want to be boring then you could instead write a normal message on tedious topics such as whether Disney have ruined Star Wars or if it's still the best thing ever, whether Hershey's chocolate is actually a kind of biological weapon since it's not really edible, how all the 1980's rockers who are now in their 70's should rise up and take over the world and save us all from an eternity of Pop Idol, or whether there is anything more cute than a reindeer, apart from two reindeer.

I'd also be happy to talk to anyone who understands how 13 year old teenage boys think (if there is anyone who can understand those strange beings!), why 8 year old girls get away with anything even when they are being a nightmare, who thinks that modern railways might look efficient but all that plastic has lost all the romance of the past, who enjoys travelling the world and visiting new countries (yes, a sensible topic!) or who wishes we could send all celebrities to the jungle and rather than have them eat bugs, we could have the local jungle animals eat them instead!

Either email or snail mail replies are acceptable, but please note that British quarantine regulations mean that all inbound snails will be delayed by 6 months in case they have rabies. Or covid. In fact all snail or pigeon mail must be double vaccinated.

Also, anyone from the Manchester area who wants to chat about anything, please do so.  I've lived here for 20 years but realise I've hardly any friends in the real world, my life is entirely online!  Some real life people would be nice :)

Emails to fraggle.wrlfc @ gmail . com please.

Writing long, silly, sarcastic daft messages and emails.

Telling people about photos that I have taken but which I never get around to posting on my website...!

From Metallica to Mozart, Les Miserables to Mariah Carey, music is pretty much all good.  I've got a CD collection to rival most music stores...  Any 80's rock and metal fans are particularly welcome though, at heart I'm still a headbanger!  Apparently I'm also a bass player..

Star Wars :) Yes, I'm a geek.  Carry On movies, James Bond

Battlestar Galactica, Game of Thrones, Masterchef, Doctor Who (old series, I'm still trying to catch up with "not-so-new-anymore Who"), Brooklyn-99, the Two Ronnies, Open All Hours, UK TV soap Doctors... lots of British comedy and old quiz shows for the funny fashions... and Tom and Jerry :)

Add to that, Sky Sports "Superleague" but only when Wigan (rugby league) are playing!

Any with lots of pictures.  Or Star Wars novels, I've almost finished reading all 150 or so of them...

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