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Gert, 33 y.o.

Joined 13 years ago, profile updated 3 years ago.

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New profile - but still sassy, classy and badassy! :)
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I believe I watched the whole first season of Parks & Rec. I find it funnier out of context, like when I see memes or gifs from the show. Nick Miller is so unbelievably funny, I think Winston (AKA Winnie the Bish) is my spirit animal lol
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I did watch One Tree Hill when it first aired on TV (I just don't remember much & haven't re-watched it). I tried to watch Parks and Rec but it just couldn't compete with The Office for me haha
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Probably, I shall remain your friend none the less, there are trying times on both ends! ;)

Of course, I don't think that and people shouldn't assume that about anyone either, so chill! Haha, the cuteness of it all? I don't feel like this is helping your case one bit!
Couldn't it just be puppies that I had to watch? :) - now I would clear my schedule for that!
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We'll see about that ;)

In no uncertain terms.

Oh gosh! Stop forcing that on me! I said, I would look into it, on my own time... I concur, food is amazing - but watching videos of it? Mate, I don't have the time.
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It's gotten worse, I'm not going to lie - you weren't doing that on a daily basis before. seem quite adamant, mon ami!

Of course you can, I was just giving you grief! Watch all the children you want! Fine, I will put it on the agenda, but I promise nothing...watching people eat/try food...dude, pssh!
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You need to tap the "reply" button, the one with the pencil - otherwise, you'll be stuck in this cycle of replying to yourself! ;)

Well, yes - the more cursing the lower IQ! Are you saying we're cursing geniuses?

How would I know, you almost never snap yourself!

No, I haven't checked it out - I was maybe hoping you were jokin'?
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No, nobody cares! ;)

Hahahahaha, dude - okay, okay, we get it, you're pro cursing! It just doesn't sound intelligent or anything.

Hm...I highly doubt it, mate - it will eventually progres in that direction, but you're not old enough for it to already be 'that severe', you can safely trim the split ends? I don't know...:')
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Aw, mate - you could've just copy/pasted the message and not the entire thing, see - cute! Haha! But also totally face palming it!

Well, cursing in a foreign language is always such fun, however, I don't think that I would say that cursing is down right flattering.

**** YOU! I said four years younger - so by my math it's 25!
Ahem, why wouldn't it grow back? It's not like it's going to feel betrayed by you having cut it?
Okay, educated guess here...almost four years? It will be four in August?
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It's not you! ;)
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