No "Hi, how are you?" messages – I’m fine. I am glad you are interested but let's skip that part, please. If you don't write anything else, be sure I won't respond.
I don't respond to copy + paste messages.
Also, don't ask me about my hobbies. Do your research, read the damn profile, pick something that connects/differs us and drop me a line.
Thanks in advance.


I'm not the kind of person you should switch speaker mode on. If you decide to write to me or reply, be sure that I will make fun of you.
Sarcasm is my second nature.
I am a loyal friend, so if you become a friend of mine and ever need my support, I will offer you my helping hand the moment I stop laughing at you.
I am an atheist, I eat meat and I drink alcohol. If you cannot accept it and want to convert me - don't do it, you will waste your time.
I stare at the bathroom tiles and find images of faces, objects and animals.
I stay away from pessimists and negative people.
When I am on a bus listening to music I imagine I play in a music video.
I'm the real Wolverine.

Mind you, I don't talk to rude people. I am a happy person and I don't need that kind of negativity in my life.
Respect me as I respect you. Read my profile as I will read yours. Don't ask me about things I mentioned here. I don't like to repeat myself. Just click on my picture and read it again if you forget about something ;)

Try to spell my name correctly. I am Patrycja, not Pat, Patricia or even worse patyrycia... Nothing is more unnerving and dispiriting than this.

I'm not interested in chatting. I prefer exchanging longer messages.

To happy scammers and perverts:
I will not help you get a visa, send money to your sick mother or even fall in love with you. Don't count on getting my nudes. I'm insensitive. Telling me I am beautiful will not help you to win my heart. Thank you, but I already know it. I have a mirror in the bathroom.
I am not searching for my other half since I am not a half. And I am in love with two people. With myself and Conor McGregor.

If I look at your profile more than once, I may have forgotten what you were all about. I'm not a stalker and I don’t mean to lurk. I’m just absent-minded. Though I would be glad if you dropped me a line.

I'm sorry, but I don't write to people with empty profiles because I don't know if we have anything in common.



Can anyone explain me the phenomenon of Monty Python? This ain't funny at all.

I speak English and I learn Spanish.
Don't be deterred. Everybody is welcome as long as you don't use "Google translate" to communicate with me.

Due to unforeseen circumstances, I have to learn Dutch. Dutchlings, help!

I like reading. I read all sort of stuff, so if you can recommend something, go on. On condition that it is not Moby Dick. I literally suffered when reading it.
I like running. I take my mp3 player and run. I love the feeling of freedom I experience when I break my own limits.
I train Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu. I have fallen in love with this sport/martial art and if you like it too - yes, you just became my friend. What's your favourite technique?
Though a lot of people here seem to have a problem with that (dunno why...), so let's make it clear now: yes, I train with men. Yes, I touch them. And no, I have never taken part in a street fight. Got it?
Recently I took up Judo.
I play football twice a week.
I suck at football.
I really do.
No kidding.
I paint t-shirts in my free time.
I love tea. And coffee. And chocolate. And crisps. And black humour. All at once.
I also love Minions, Pinterest, tattoos and make-up.

AC/DC, Disturbed, 3 Doors Down, Apocalyptica, Bloodhound Gang, Bullet for My Valentine, Children of Bodom, Metallica, Hollywood Undead, Korn, Limp Bizkit, Rise Against, Nightwish, P.O.D., Rammstein, Jelonek

These are my favourites, but I generally listen to every genre. From Bach and Beethoven to Lady Gaga, Rihanna and Lindsey Stirling. I am eclectic.

A Streetcar Named Desire (1951)
The Wolf of Wall Street

The Walking Dead. The Strain. Game of Thrones. Breaking Bad...

Generally  everything you see in other people's profiles ;)

Lolita. A Song of Ice and Fire. Terry Pratchett's novels. The Millennium-trilogy. Blue-eyed Boy. Crime stories.

There are two reasons we don't trust people. First - we don't know them. Second - we know them.

On the other side of fear lies freedom.