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Hey guys, I'm Lexi!
My profile kind of makes me sound like an asshole.
Aspiring cartoonist and actor. Ask me about my webcomic.
I like dogs and TV.
I dislike Minions and Seaworld.
ENFJ, Slytherin
Requests
I like it when you don't ask me how I'm doing (I'm fine) or what I'm up to (nothing) and instead try to start a legitimate conversation. I'll do the same.
I also really like it when you don't hit on me.
But I do like getting messages, so feel free to send some my way!
Language Exchange Requests
Scandinavia, Britain, Germany, and Austria.
Hobbies & Interests
The 20th century, the care and keeping of Edwardian manor houses, the Victorian practice of mourning, cheap room temperature vodka, vintage advertisements, window shopping, foreskin, outdated stoner slang, synthetic leather, glitter, LGBT rights, drawing, loose change, WWII, Andrew WK, boats, cephalopods, Buddhism, watching other people play Skyrim, Steve-O, slacking off, counting calories, cartoons, vikings, miniature schnauzers, being outside, palm trees, and Professor Snape.
Favorite Music
I have a pretty eclectic taste. I like stuff that doesn't suck, and sometimes even stuff that does suck.
But mostly folk metal.
If you'd like to get specific, you can read my note titled "Music".
Favorite Movies
Django Unchained, Inglourious Basterds, Die Hard, Mad Max: Fury Road, Amadeus, Scarface, Cry Baby, The Civil War on Drugs, About a Boy, Perfume: The Story of a Murderer, Mean Girls, Ferris Bueller's Day Off, In Bruges
Favorite TV Shows
The Whitest Kids U' Know, It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia, The Inbetweeners, Metalocalypse, Zach Stone is Gonna Be Famous, Mission Hill, Vikings, Clarence, Jackass, Wildboyz, Malcom in the Middle, Downton Abbey
Favorite Books
Lord of the Rings, A Clockwork Orange, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, About A Boy, The Shining, A Tree Grows in Brooklyn, Harry Potter
Favorite Quotes
"You show me a man with pride and I'll show you a man with limited options." - Reese, Malcom in the Middle